Wicked Wednesday Q&A.It’s getting hot in here.

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Hello to all my fire starters out there and we have all come together again for wicked Wednesday.

Q: What should you do if you have pain and swelling after sex?

A: Well if you’re a female, Congrats honey your partner put some work in.(LOL) On a serious note you can get a cool wash cloth and put it on the area. Also take a ibuprofen to help alleviate the pain.

If you’re a male, Oh man:( but what a way to go.(LOL) If the swelling does not go down you may have to go to the emergency room to help it deflate. Yikes!

Q: Fia, what should I do if I get a spider bite on my vagina?

A: Spider bite? What kind of kinky ritual where you doing? Hmmmm. I’d like to know.(giggle) An ordinary house spiders bite can cause swelling and itching around the punctured area of the skin . Not to worry even though the venom is the same as a black widow it’s not as potent. Rest can cure you.

Q: I am a little embarrassed to ask you about this, but I think I have a wart on my dick. What should I do?

A: You think? Or do you know? The best advice I can give on that is to go to the doctor and don’t use the over the counter freeze wart remover. You may leave a second hole that you don’t want. I mean you don’t want another hole do you?

So fire starters that is the end of Q&A Wicked Wednesday. If you have a question you like answered (A raunchy question) feel free to send a message. Until then, I’m off to write about Bee the killer for hire.

Floating Sword pt.8

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As Nester walked out of the shop, the three gentlemen walked up to him and began to surround him.

“Can I help you?”

“We heard you are looking for a magician to take you under their wing?”

Nester looked at the man that decided to be the leader of the three. He wasn’t much of a threat but he was the one bold enough to speak.

“And if I was?”

“Do you not live in this world or sumthin? The queen has decreed for us to turn anyone who have magical ability over to her , so they can retrieve the sword.”

Nester proceeded to put down his satchel so he would have a bit more freedom in movement.

“Why you put your bag down boy? Are you planning to put a spell on us? ‘The man to the left said as he edged himself a bit closer. Giving Nester a close up smell of him not washing for days.

“Why would I have to put my bag down to put a spell on you? There is one on you right now.”

Nester snapped his fingers and two of the men that were standing at his right and left dropped. Now the man standing before him, he could not get into the spell. Nester did not have that much control to make a wide enough ring to include him in.

“So you got my buddies here, but not me. Thant means your magic’s not strong boy. I’m gonna kick your ass before I turn you in.” The man said as he clenched his fist ready to strike..

Nester stood his ground. He refused to show any sign of fear. The man swung his right fist, missed his face and hit his aura. Deceiving the man that it was his actual face he hit. He swung his other hand and the same thing happened. He looked confused as to why Nester was still standing.

The man had many fights and no one stood after they were hit by him. He then looked at his right hand and seen a trickle of blood appear on his middle finger. Then another appeared on the other fingers. Suddenly the little finger fell to the ground as if it were sliced up in perfect rings.  Showing the dark bone marrow, the bone, then dark red muscle housed in a ring of flesh.

Soon after the other fingers followed. The man stood there in shock as he held out two stumps that once had hands, just a few seconds ago, in front of him. He was in shock. Nester bent over and grabbed his bag and left the stunned man standing in front of the store bleeding out over his friends.

Nester made it half way out of town before he heard the screams from a woman over what happened. He ran as fast as he could out of there.

He turned around after he ran for a while realizing that no one was chasing him. He would have never used that tactic but he was not much of a hand to hand fighter. If he was taken back to the queen she would surly cut his man hood off before she cut his head off his body.

Nester continued to walk in the direction of the setting sun. Hopefully he’ll find some one soon to help him.

Update on the Floating Sword and Wicked Wednesday

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Good morning fire starters.

I have decided to only post, “The Floating Sword and do Wicked Wednesday”. It would be too much to keep up with fierce fridays, while I am in the process of writing this book. I already have three juicy topics for this Wicked Wednesday.

Until the next time my fingers hit the keyboard;don’t let the fire go out.

Fia

Floating Sword pt.7

thXOWXUXI8Nester continued his trek through the forest for another couple of miles before he stopped for the night.

He made camp by a large cypress tree where the foliage was not cluttering the north side of it.

Then quickly he made a fire with a basic child’s spell and sat back to relax a little. He knew he was in the forest near the village of Emblem. He wanted to go through without bringing too much attention to himself.

He had to find a sorcerer to take him on as an apprentice. He knew it was slim to no chance of finding one in the village but he had to try.

Nester pulled out a piece of dried pork and bread to eat. He listened for any changes in the air. Everything was fine. He felt a little drowsy from all the exertion of the day.

As Nester fell into an in between state of consciousness, he could hear whispers coming from the fire.

“Who’s speaking?” He muttered.

“Young magician your fate is not to become an apprentice. Your destiny is to find the chosen.”

“No I am not skilled yet. I need to learn from a master.”

“You are an “ENOR”. Find the answer to the question.”

The whispers stopped as he became lucid.

“What is an ‘ENOR’?

Nester decided to get a few hours sleep before moving on in the morning.

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The  started off cooler than the day before or the fact that his adrenaline is not pumping through his system as fast as yesterday.

He continued on ward towards the village to see if they had a magician will to take him as an apprentice.

Walking through the village of Emblem the people seemed to keep them selves and try not to  make too much eye contact with strangers.

Nester walked into the village store to inquire about that magician. The woman at the counter glanced once his way then continued putting away a bag of sugar.

“Excuse me miss is it possible that you could help me?”

She continued working as if he did not exists.

“I will pay you a two coins for the information.”

She looked at him as if he had two heads. “Ask your question and do it quickly before I change my mind to answer it.”

“Is there a magician in this village who will take an apprentice?”

She stood there staring at him suddenly enraged.

“Do you not live in this world? The queen had nearly killed all magician’s, and any young one that is presenting with an inkling of power are sent to retrieve the sword, then head block.”

Nester did not forget but he had hoped there would be at least one he could locate one. The woman left without taking the coins and he felt as if he hurt her unintentionally.

“So you are a magician?” a small weasel looking man asked. She stood in the corner of the shop and almost looked trapped between the wall and a table that held pots.

“No I just wanted to meet one.”

“It didn’t sound like that. Listen go through the village about a mile there is a shake. An old man lives there that is said he does magic.”

“How would you know? If it is common talk then the Queen should have heard of him.”

“She only knows what she is told. Be careful on who you ask question to. If you look out the window that young woman has gathered three men to toss you out. I advise you to leave and head to the house.”

“I guess you want the coins?”

The man held out his hand and Nester noticed something odd. The hand did not match the body. It looked delicate, almost like a female hand. He grabbed the money and he ran out the front door.

As he looked out the window he could see the three-men begin to approach the store.

(What will happen next?????)

Wicked Wednesday Q&A

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Good afternoon fire starters. It is wicked Wednesday Q&A. Lets Get into it shall we.

Q:When you kiss and I mean really kiss, is there such a thing as too much tongue?

A: Not saying I am an expert (But not denying it either). When you feel as if you are either going to chock, feel claustrophobic(no space left in the mouth), or you can feel the rush of the other person’s saliva invade your mouth. That’s too much tongue.

Q: Is there such a thing as signaling your partner to take the kisses further down?

A: Oh yes if he is still up north tilt your head right or left. Signaling go east or west. Then take a big sign which enlarges the breast signaling go further south. And once they go south it should be a one way ticket to that junction.

Q: How can you hide being aroused by a book your reading on public transportation?

A: It all depends lovely’s. You can only cross your legs but so much without drawing attention to your self. And you can’t abruptly drop the book and blush. Dead give away. It is time to take out a tinted lip balm because lips do darken. Some sort of sucking candy and tell your self tonight it’s gonna go down. (Hopefully with a partner and if not machines work too.)

So that is all for now until next week. I’m off to a new sector with Bee.

Fierce Friday

Welcome all you fire starter’s. Today is the first exert of Fierce Friday’s.

Topic of the Day will be eyes.th

What can we say about the fierceness of these eye’s? They are the type of eye’s that either you shy away from or just stand there and melt.

What can you see in those eye’s. Can you imagine delving deep into the lavender pools and burning up from it’s heat?

How would you describe her fierceness?

(So the theme of fierce Friday I will pick something out every Friday and describe it in a couple of ways and then pass the ball onto you. It’s to get your mind exercising on how to describe things. I am being very subtle today. Just giving notice that it will get more intense.)

The Floating Sword pt.6

Angelica was awakened by a soft whistling sound that was coming towards the direction of the flickering light. She slowly sat up feeling as if she was weighed down by a satchel of rocks.

“So you’ve awaken. Come inside and eat.”

Angelica looked at the man and decided he may not  be so trust worthy. He may have helped her escaped the wood nymph but their is something odd about him.

“Have some soup. You’ve been asleep for a whole day.” He moved somewhat gracefully towards the boiling pot over the fire. He pour out something that smelled so delicious that angelica’s stomach voiced it’s presences.

“I was told to come here and I would find my uncle. An uncle I had never heard of until a couple of days ago.” Angelica voice began to raise a bit with her frustration.

“Are you my uncle?” She sat there staring at him.

“My name is Ryan Shu. I am your father’s brother. Now just calm down and eat the soup while it’s hot.”

Angelica took a slight sip just incase the smell was deceiving. The smell and the taste were wonderful and she swallowed half the bowl down before she realized it.

“Before you let loose a barrage of questions, let me give you a little history lesson.

Your father and I had a slight falling out and it was due to our magical or lack there of magical abilities. My powers started to present them selves on my eighteenth year and did his. But his powers were not that strong.

Our mother told us that it sometimes happens in a family, when more than one child is born to a magical family one will not be gifted their full power. It’s like a check and balance of the magical cosmos.

For a time your father and I were satisfied with what we received until one day your father was getting into a tussle with three older boys and they began to beat him mercilessly. I came running when I seen the warning sparrow fly over head.

I cast a spell knocking them out and retrieve my brother. Your father was never the same. He felt less of a man that he could not defend himself and even worse that I had to protect him. The more he tried to improve his abilities the more frustrated he became.

Until he met your mom. She was the forth daughter to a magical family and presented with no magical gifts. But they fell in love and your father decided since he did not have what he wanted he did not want me around to remind him about it.

So I decided to leave and that’s all you need to know.”

Anglica looked a her uncle and she could tell he was hiding more but she did not want to press the issue.

“Now why did your mother send you to me?”

Instead of telling him she decided to show him what she could do. She looked at the table and focused on it as if she was the damn thing herself and she lifted it. When she looked up she realized that she also lifted the chairs, the bowls and a few other wood made items. She put it down as fast as she could, but she diverted her eyes not meeting her uncle’s.

“So you do earth magic? Has anything else pronounced itself to you yet?”

“No.”

“Since your father has died she sent you to me? Why?”

“How do you know he died?”

“I went into your mind and discovered what was going on. I wanted you to tell me but you seem to shy away from telling me. Instead you show me you can lift with your mind.”

“I think I should leave. I’m going home.”

“To whom are you going to?”

“My mother.”

“Your mother is no more. Did you not feel her passing?”

“Your lying. I leaving here.”

“Come and look into the pot over the fire.”

Angelina walked over and looked at the boiling soup. It began to clear and she seen her mother’s hands tied behind her back and her cloths ripped to shreds exposing her body. Her head was hanging to the right and her eye seemed to be staring at death itself. Angelina heart was pounding and her mouth dried from all moisture. She felt when her uncle walked behind her. She figured it was to catch her if she fell. She wasn’t instead a burning internal fire began. All she could think about was killing those who killed her family.

“Train me. There is no one else who can.”

“Train you? You only have one power. You go against anyone with one power, you’ll die.”

He started cleaning off the table.

“I am your niece and I am asking, begging for your help. Who’s to say I don’t have more than one power. I never tried anything else. I was always out in the woods.”

“Look I’ll train you. You do as I say, word for word. Any sassing me and it’s the end. It will be tough and just because your family I will not make it easy. If anything, I’ll make It tougher. You understand me?”

Angelica nodded her agreement and at the same time promised her parents she will avenge their deaths.