Wicked Wednesday Time Is Here.

It is wicked Wednesday. Lets get the fire crackling.

Q: Hi I need a little advice on a social situation issue. I ride the train to and from work every day and there is this woman who sits next to me every day. she wears a perfume that literally chokes me. How would you tell her that she is wearing too much?

A:That is a very tricky issue. Some people so not realize that they are wearing so much scent because their nose is desensitize to it. You could always move to another seat and when she asks why that would be your opening to say. that you suffer from migraines and that particular scent seems to trigger it. She may or may not get offended but at least your out of scent contact.

Q: I heard my sister friend joke about the way I smell. they said I smell like harsh sweat. Which is true because I was out playing ball but I don’t think I smell like that all the time. My question is how would I tell them to go to hell without them taking it out on my sister?

A: First make sure you don’t stink and look good. If they are that close to smell you one of them must like you to be that close. Once she makes her move that is the perfect time to throw in her face what she said. Then end it off by that they did not talk about people because the next person wont be so nice about it.

Q: My anniversary is coming and I have an issue. I just lost my job and I have little to no funds. I need some suggestions.

A: First your wife is not expecting anything like going out unless you married a cold hearted b. Make her a meal take photo of the both of you and put a then and now pic up at the table and the age old flowers works as well. Be her personal sex slave for a day. Like that Brittney Spears song. Hope it helps have a wonderful day.

So fire starters it started off smelly and ended a bit sweet. Have questions you want answered send me an email fianature1@gmail.com. Until next time keep it burning. Fia xoxox

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