Wicked Wednesday (R)

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Welcome my fire starters. It has been a bit and I am sure the fires had died down quite a bit. Let’s get it roaring shall we.

Q) My friends have been complaining that I put too much makeup on my lips. They say that I am not fooling any one and if I am that self conscious about it I could get plastic surgery to get them smaller. What do you think?

A) Are you sitting down? I am not going to sugar coat this answer at all.

Enjoy those lips. You heard right. Enjoy and celebrate that you have them. Every man is fantasying how those lips feel around his dick. Plain and simple. They watch the way you talk and eat and drink. Thinking “she/he can suck the hell out my dick.” Why mask it? You want them to look, you want those thin lip people to envy. No collagen was necessary, just genetics.

Q) I feel like the world is against me. I moved up in my company quick and I honestly did  work to hard for it. (Photographic memory). I tried to have a simple conversation in the lunch room with a couple of people and they looked at me as if I was a piece of shit. What can I do to let them see the real me?

A) Here is the answer. Nothing! there is nothing you can do to make anyone like you. You can get them to respect you though. there has to be something at work that shows them that you earned your position. The whole world is not against you. Just that small world at your job is. Leave that planet and go home. At the end of the day you do not have to see them again until nine o’clock the next day.

Q) I don’t want to talk my friends about this because they would definatly look at me like I am crazy. So I had sex last night for the first time. I honestly did not enjoy it. It was uncomfortable and I was to nervous. My question is do all women enjoy it?

A) Nope. Only the chosen enjoy their first rodeo. Look I gather you were nervous and there was nothing he was gong to do to you, that you had not read or heard your friends talk about. Some people feel slight pain and some feel nothing at all. The build up  is very important. If fear is involved with the build up, then no you are not going to enjoy it. If he was out for himself ,no your not going to enjoy it. If your mind is not in the moment and it’s wondering off. Your not going to enjoy it. If you have clitoral orgasms. Tell him to play with it while he’s getting his. That will help you enjoy it, because I did not read anywhere that you had an orgasm in that sexual experience. The next time should be better, if your ready for it.

Q) I read these books on how to give good oral sex and honestly my jaw hurts. How do you over come that?

A) Practice, practice, practice. lol. Take a  zucchini make it cold and suck on that until it warms up. then move to a banana suck on that twirl your tongue around it enjoy the texture. Advance to a thick cucumber. The whole thing is conditioning the jaw. Now guys you need to start drinking from some juice boxes, suck on popsicle sticks and if your woman has a puffy pussy, a  small water melon will do . Cut it in half and suck until you took all the seeds out (please spit the seeds out). In between remember to breath. Please do not stop breathing. (Don’t use grapefruit or lemons if your lips are chapped it’s gonna burn.)Please, please do not stop breathing.

So I have set the blaze. Tell me what your think. Do you have a better technique? Let me know. Comment like and subscribe. Tell a friend. Email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com for advice. Until next we me. Keep it burning. Fia xoxox

Wicked Wednesday Time Is Here.

It is wicked Wednesday. Lets get the fire crackling.

Q: Hi I need a little advice on a social situation issue. I ride the train to and from work every day and there is this woman who sits next to me every day. she wears a perfume that literally chokes me. How would you tell her that she is wearing too much?

A:That is a very tricky issue. Some people so not realize that they are wearing so much scent because their nose is desensitize to it. You could always move to another seat and when she asks why that would be your opening to say. that you suffer from migraines and that particular scent seems to trigger it. She may or may not get offended but at least your out of scent contact.

Q: I heard my sister friend joke about the way I smell. they said I smell like harsh sweat. Which is true because I was out playing ball but I don’t think I smell like that all the time. My question is how would I tell them to go to hell without them taking it out on my sister?

A: First make sure you don’t stink and look good. If they are that close to smell you one of them must like you to be that close. Once she makes her move that is the perfect time to throw in her face what she said. Then end it off by that they did not talk about people because the next person wont be so nice about it.

Q: My anniversary is coming and I have an issue. I just lost my job and I have little to no funds. I need some suggestions.

A: First your wife is not expecting anything like going out unless you married a cold hearted b. Make her a meal take photo of the both of you and put a then and now pic up at the table and the age old flowers works as well. Be her personal sex slave for a day. Like that Brittney Spears song. Hope it helps have a wonderful day.

So fire starters it started off smelly and ended a bit sweet. Have questions you want answered send me an email fianature1@gmail.com. Until next time keep it burning. Fia xoxox

Wicked Wednesday Time!

Hello my fire starters, how have you been? Is the ambers still lit? Well lets get the fire back up shall we.

Hi fia I wanted to know when is the right time to say I quit my new years resolution. My body is not taking the gym well and I am hungry for the so called “Junk Food.” I’m ready to give up.

Well hello to you. You can give it up any time you want. So your ass may jiggle from all the Ho-ho and chilly cheese fries you consume. So what that you don’t come close to those models that are curvy but still looks like they do a little something to keep those curves right. Yeah who cares that your squeezing into a top you just bought a month ago. You go do you boo,boo. That’s what you wanted to hear right? The only one who this is affecting is you. You made this resolution for a reason. Reevaluate it and try again. you my have had unrealistic goals. Try again. (Tough Love)

I am writing this because I wanted to have a straight forward answer. All jokes aside. I was told that I lost something in the bed room and I don’t get what she is talking about. I’m still working it the same. What’s that about?

Okay you want no jokes. If you have been with this woman for a while you may have fallen into a sexual “replay” mode. You do the same technique every time. Try to mix things up. She may want to be taken in a non conventual way. Meaning not always in the bedroom. Take her out. Not a hotel, you get what I mean? Try to think back on fantasies you had when you were younger. She may be up for it. Try.

I am Forty! Yay. I am single and I want to make myself more available. I have no children and not looking to have any. Any thought?

Okay since you did not write if your a male or female I will go with a he/she answer. At forty you can go for the friends invites to dinner parties. Go to the all white attire parties there is always someone there wanting to hook up. But you must be open without being to free to do everything. At forty you know what you like and keep to your own standards at the same time be safe and enjoy life.

Okay that is the three fire burners I have for you this week. We shall see what you send in next week at fianaturie1@gmail.com. Until then keep stoking the fires. Fia xoxox

Have you lost your Mind(2)

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Hello everyone and do I have a “have your lost your mind” incident.

Today I had an errand to run and of course I usually get a little lost when the streets cut off and a building is where I need to be.

As I was waiting for the light to change on the side walk. Across the street a woman with a baby carriage was opposite me. The light changed and she pushed the stroller off the side walk and I do not know what posses her but instead of walking she stopped. She started looking in the bottom of the stroller.

Now a truck was backing up and the guy who was directing him did not see her or the stroller. A yellow school bus started honking to get the mother and the truck drivers attention.  I was waving  my arms to get their attention as well.

The mother quickly realize the truck was not stopping and went back on the side walk saving herself and the baby.

Now I know you are all upset with the driver. I am as well but let’s give equal blame to mom. Why would she stop right there!

What do you think about that? Is it equal blame or not. Love to hear your thoughts. 

What I use as a writer.

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Hello my fire starters. As you can see I have quite a few things I use and one I left out by accident is my phone. So I will list them in order.

2 note books, 1 pen,1 white out roller,1 recorder,1 USB, 1computer, and a phone.

Now you may say the recorder the phone has one. I like to keep that separate. That’s just me.

the smaller book stays in my purse for that wave of inspiration. maybe jot down an unusual name or a place that catches my interest.

The USB old fashion I know but I had lost work before and I know I can put it in the cloud. I just feel comfortable using this.

So why did I post this? Well I see a lot of blogs that use items that work best for them and they are recommending every one use them. My thought on this is use what you are comfortable with. Really every bodies work process if different and rightly so.

So just because I showed you what I use does not me you have to follow me. Follow you.

Until next we meet which is soon.  Fia  xoxox

New Blog called Have you lost your Mind?

Good morning/day/evening to you all. I have been debating on starting a new post. Due to having a lot on my plate at the moment. I just can not deny myself or you my followers of this.

I have been posting wicked wednesday in which you would write in and I will give advice or information on different topics.  I am going to take that concept and put it on a different path.

Everyday something comes up in my everyday life that I say to my self, “Have you lost your mind?” I will write what the event is without using the name or place and then post my comments. As my followers your more than welcome to comment.

So to give you a taste of the new blog here is one post.

One day you wake up and you feel a slight tingling in your left hand. You decide it’s nothing. Later it progesses to numbness in the left arm and a headache. You go to your local pharmacy and take your blood pressure. It’s sky high. Instead of going to the emergency room you call your doctor and leave a message. Waiting for a call back that might not come until later that day.  One side of your face starts to feel funny. Yet your still waiting.

Have you lost your mind?

The cost of the emergency room is crazy high. I agree with everyone on that matter. But  what if your having a stroke? Your bills fall on your family, if you do not have medical insurance. If you do have medical insurance they will still have to pay something out of their pocket. Now if you have a heart attach and you do not have life insurance and your job medical insurance only covers part of the hospital bill. Who is it going to fall on? Your family or the state. Which is all of us. (This is assuming you have no savings)

This all could be avoided by going to the emergency room to get evealuated and nipped in the bud straight away. There will be a bill but you’ll be around to take care of it.

Why did I choose this example? Because I hear this incident happen allot and I wanted to say something. If you have a comment or a “Have you lost your mind insident” that you would like to share and have me  comment on. send me a message and I will. If you have been following me, there is no topic that I shy away from except religion and politics. Sorry I here to have bonfires not an inferno’s.

Until next we me. Keep the fires burning. XOXO Fia

Wicked Wednesday

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Fire starter’s we have three questions here that are very different but have the same theme. Wanting me to give permission. Hmmm? Let’s burn shall we.

Q) I consider my self a progressive thinker, but when I over hear my son having a three some and he was not the only male. It rubs me the wrong way. It wouldn’t bother me so much if it was two girls. Your thoughts?

A) If it was two girls ok. But two guys no. My thought is your not comfortable thinking that your son may like being with another man. Which is not always the case. Did you over hear if he enjoyed himself? This problem is your alone. Just hope that you taught him to protect himself and he remembered. That’s more important.

Q) I am moving to a new city and I never lived alone before. I lived in my parents house for years and I decided I needed a change. But now I’m wondering if I am making to much of a change? I will have no family around but I secured a job. I guess I am wondering should I reconsider the move?

A) You want me to give you permission to back out of your adult life. I will not do that and no one has the right to do that. Go and try it out. But not just for a week or month. Give it a good go and if it is not what you want, then go back. But at least try.

Q) I have made another new year’s resolution and I already broke it. I am terrible at it. Is it really worth doing those damn things?

A) For some yes and for the rest of us NO! I do not encourage people to do a resolution if your the type to get depressed if you can not complete it. Make a promise to your self that you will do some for a couple of days. If that works extend the promise to a week and go on from there. I think the word resolution dooms us. That’s just my opinion

If you like what you’ve read please star and comment. If you want your question to be chosen on wicked Wednesday email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com. Until next time. Keep the fire burning. FiaXOXO

Wicked Wednesday (Let’s Burn)

Welcome fire starters. The topics of to day will leave you with a Hmmm? Let’s get started.

Q) Fia, I hope you picked this question. So I am adventurous when it comes to life in general. So there is this thing called the lelo sona that my “friend” bought me and I wanted your thoughts on it?

A) Okay. This toy is supposed to simulate oral sex. It also has a sonic wave and pulses. I personally have not used it. So this is advice is to be taken a bit lightly. If you get a toy that does this and it takes you over to orgasmic paradise. Kudos and all steam ahead. But I do worry about desensitization in the area. Don’t over do it I guess I am saying and let me know how you like it.(wink) 

Q) I have a problem. My best friend told me she has chlamydia and she gotten the treatment for it. She’s been sleeping with the neighbors son. Now she is married and had not had sex with her husband for a bit.(that’s what she told me). Now hubby wants to take her on vacation to spend time with her. She has not told the neighbors son about it and she is scared shitless she will give it to her husband. Advice please.

A) Tell the guy next door. So he could be treated. It takes 7 days for meds to cure it. But if she has sex during treatment, she will infect her husband. Now that being said what shady shit is that? This is 2019. If he is not doing it for her then leave. Men do sense when things are not right.(if they are still into you.) Not advocating that men are saints. But that just so teenage soap opera type of thing. It’s time to grow up.

Q) My daughter is seeing a guy that is alright. I have no problems with him but my son is talking to the guys sister. Should I intervene and nip this in the bud?  Isn’t that wrong or am I that old fashion?

A) Well talking does not mean that they are in a relationship. Even if they get in a relationship it does not mean that they are getting married and having kids. If that makes you feel better. But what if it should happen. It’s not really bad. They are not blood related. Just breath and let things go there natural course.

So my fire starters. we dealt with toys, std’s and meddling in relationships. If you like what you are reading and have a question you liked answered. please email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com. Until next we burn. Fia xoxo

Wicked Wednesday has Returned

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Welcome Fire starters and Happy New Year. sorry I have been away to long but I see you have kept the questions flowing. Before I start I wanted to answer a question that I was given with this, I do not comment on race, religion or politics. This particular question dealt with politics and I decline to answer due to personal reasons.  Now saying this why don’t we burn the roof off 2019 with these questions.

Q: Fia quick question. Is there a reason why men don’t cum quickly when getting a blow job?

A: Aren’t you in torment? Lol, Your jaw must be in agony. Well to answer this honestly there are several reasons. They may be good at holding back their orgasm as long as they could. They may have recently had sex and they are not so easily aroused enough to shoot quick and ask questions later. Or they may have a blockage that prevents them from coming quickly. There are those men who are quick as lightning and that aggravates their partners. So it’s just the roll of the dice what type of shooter you get.(wink)

Q: Why do the older generation call sex bumping “uglies?”

A: So people do not think the sexual organ is pleasing to the eye. So dubbed “Uglies”. I on the other hand do not share this view. It is supposed to arouse you to see how turned on by the thought of feeling you around them or inside them. I mean look at it this way if every body thought it was ugly why is everybody going down there to have a taste. We all eat with our eyes first. Yes?

Q: I have a habit of thrusting to hard in my girl to the point I see her bleed a little. I ask her if it’s too much but she tell me no. That’s definitely not normal right?

A: No it’s not normal to see blood. But if she is not telling you the truth that it’s hurting you may need to find out why. Or She may need to see a doctor. There maybe an underlying issue that she does not know herself that is causing the bleeding. If you trust what she said about it not too much for her to handle.

If you have any questions that you would like answered please email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com