It’s Wicked Wednesday people. The questions are lit,(literally) Lets begin shall we
Q: Fia my husband has made the announcement that he is going to cook thanks giving turkey this year. Fia I love this man but he can not cook. The food ends up bland and burnt. We are having people from his job over and I don’t want him to be the butt of their jokes. How can I convince him that it would be a bad idea?
A: Honestly at this moment time is of the essence. Tell him you want him to do a trial run with Cornish hens. When he sees that the birds did not come out right it may change his mind. If that does not work put your foot down and say You always take if the turkey and this year is no different. Or pull out the tears. Guilt him to change his mind.
Q: I am going to my cousin’s house for thanks giving. That’s not the issue. The issue is my cousin has this cat and her house smells of cat and I can not breath in her house. I told her that I may not come and she laid a guilt trip on me so thick, I got a headache. Help me get out of this.
A: Desprite times calls for desprite measures. Bring in the big guns. Call your mother and tell her you are not feeling well and you need to get rest. If she said that you can get rest there. You counter by saying that your doctor said you need to stay home because it sounds as if you were at the beginning stages of a respiratory virus. Since your cousin has the cat it would aggravate the situation. Hope that helps.
Q: I was invited to the screening of my best friends off-Broadway play. Here is the problem. I don’t want to go. If it’s bad I’ll tell her it’s bad. If it’s good I’ll tell her it’s good. If I feel it should never have gone to theater I would tell her. I don’t want to lose a friend. What do you think?
A: I think you should go. If your that close she may want that honesty from you. If she doesn’t speak to you again, she was never really a friend right? So my opinion go. You never know it might be the best thing you’ve ever seen.
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Hello fire Starters lets get the fire red hot shall we. I think kink is the name of these flames today.
Q: Fia normally I do not mind being tied up during sex but I did not like the chocking part. Even my body didn’t react the same. Became dry as the desert. How would you approach this situation?
A: Tell him that is a hard limit. You don’t want to be choked out during sex. Most people do not get aroused by it. He would understand. Especially if you guys are into rope play.
Q: I am six months pregnant and horny as hell. But my man said he is having a hard time with the belly. He’s not getting aroused. I need help. Not the mechanical kind either.
A: He is having an “Holy Mother” issue. Which is I can not touch her because she is carrying my child and it’s sacred. Now the only thing I see working is going to a sex therapist. Also getting some Viagra wouldn’t hurt.
Q: I was out in the park and my boyfriend dared me to masturbate in front of him. So I did. But this old lady caught me and she knows my mother. Do you think I should say something to her?
A:Ooooo. Girl talk to that woman and apologies. Maybe she can not see well and you’ll get away with it. I hoped you enjoyed the risk. I am happy not to be your right now.
Q: So I bought these tight leather pants that shows off my endowment. But I can’t get in them. The counter girl was eyeing me but I don’t swing that way and I am avoiding going back. How do you get into these pants?
A: Really? Baby powder. If they are to small you have to return them before you break your well endowment and can’t use it at all.
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Hello my fire starters and we have excellent questions to answer today. The type of questions that make you scratch your head and say “Ummmm”. So here we go.
Q: Hi fia, I have been using this hair product my cousin made at home to help thicken my hair. I have very thin hair. Not only is it not thinking up my hair but I see a bald patch. What should I do? Tell her that her stuff made my hair fall out.
A: First stop using the product. Secondly, go to your doctor so they can do a blood test on you to see if your levels are where they should be. If they then go see and dermatologist that specializes in scalp issues. Depending on how it is falling out you could be going through male pattern baldness or alopecia. I am not a doctor but I will always direct you in seeing one if the problem sounds severe.
Q: My husband only wants to have sex from behind. It just started recently. Should I be concerned?
A: The question is has he developed a new kink. As people get older what they used to like may change. Also, has he gained weight? he may not want to suffocate you. The best answer is to ask what’s the deal and do not be confrontational about it. It may be as simple as you respond more from getting from the back than the front.
Q: I went to the doctor today because my girl scraped the skin off my dick with her teeth. At first, I was ignoring it but then it was getting red, hot and swollen. Turns out I was getting a topical infection. Should I let her know? I mean women can become crazy when you accuse them of something.
A: LET HER KNOW. That your dick. It could have been more serious. She may get upset and embarrassed but let her know.
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Hello my fire starters. So have you been keeping the fires burning or at least that match? Let’s set things a flame shall we.
Q: Fia what age is too old the get circumcised? My girl has been nagging me to get it done. But I think it’s unnecessary.
A: Well let’s just say if you’re a religious man. They circumcised grown men to show their faith. Now if you not religious, here is the skinny. If you are not keeping up proper maintenance with the sheath of your sword. Cut it off. For her to continually keep asking you, there must be a reason other than visual stimulation. So if your girl is that important to you maybe you should do as she ask. For you to ask me I feel like your teetering and just wanted someone else to tell you what to do. In the end it is up to you.
Q: So I went into a vape shop and I was asked if I’m a call girl. All I wanted was to get my fix and relax. Should I inform the shop owners of what’s going on? (Fuming!)
A: Yes. Tell the shop owner. Can you imagine if you would have said yes. It could be a sting operation to see if the place is legit or the guy/girl could have other things in store for you. Like front page in store. So I would be very careful.
Q: Fia my question is, how would you say tactfully that you would like for your husband’s family to leave. They have been staying over for a while and I was told it was only going to be for a few days. It’s already a week and two days.
A: There is no tactful way of saying “Get Out.” Talk to your husband and find out what is going on. Then have him to tell it’s time to leave. Why should it be you. It’s his family after all. But be prepared for some anger to go your way. No avoiding it.
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So my wicked fire starters, I see that we have been busy stoking the flames. Let’s get started.
Q: Fia I need your opinion on this. I have been seeing this guy for over a month. I told him I do not want a relationship that is like the typical relationships out there. I want us to be together but to be open to see other people. He said he was ok with it. Now I started talking to this other guy who is completely his opposite and he’s acting like I’m cheating. Did I not say open? Or should I have spelled it out? How should this be handled?
A: OPENED means opened. But what he heard was, “I can see other girls and she won’t be mad. I laid it down so good she wont go to anybody else.” So you see you said it right. What he heard and understood was wrong. Maybe this is the time you should consider splitting up that relationship. I do not think he is really with “sharing” you. Sad but true.
Q: My boss has been acting as if I have education or knowledge of field. He treats me like a pion. What should I do about this? It’s really rubbing me the wrong way.
A: Look for a higher position in the company. If you spent a good amount of time under him/her and you know more. Reach for better. Allot of people hold them selves back and make them selves sick working for inconsiderate a–holes. Strive for the best you.
Q: I can’t breathe! I was always brought up with, “If you do not have nothing nice to say, then don’t say nothing at all.” Well this is not nice. This woman I sit next too at work stinks. Not under arm smell but stinks like the odor is coming from down south. You get what I mean. Is there a tactful way of approaching this?
A: Go to your supervision and them of the issue so they can broach the topic in a professional manner and you wont get sued. My mother had a close friend that smelled horrendous and she could not take it anymore. So she told her, she went to the doctor because she did not realize it was so bad that others could smell her. She went to the doctor and come to find out she had a hormonal imbalance that she never knew.
Just go the supervisor and be as tactful as you can about it. She may really do not know it is that bad.
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Hello and welcome back fire starters. Today’s topics are a bit touchy, but when is it not touchy. Let’s get burning
Q: Fia how would you deal with finding out that your man gave your herpes and never told you he had it in the first place?
A: I would not be calm cool and collected. Remember the video of Eminem, love the way you lie? The burning house in the video. Well that’s me. The fact he did not tell you is lying by omission and is not acceptable. Are you going to accept this? I do not know but I would not. What else will he not tell you?
Q: I bought my girl this outfit. It looked great in the window. I gave it to her and the bottoms fit but the top is too small. She asked if she could go with me to the store to exchange the top. I said ok but when she seen where I bought it she got pissed off. She said that she feels that I think of her as cheap. That I couldn’t even bother to go get it out of a store like Macy’s or Dr.Jay’s. Why did she change like that? She liked the outfit until she seen the store it came out of.
A: When you met her did you notice the type of clothes she liked to wear. Or did she comment on commercial’s that had name brands? The reason I asked is because she may have shown you what she likes and prefers. Next time I would just give her the money and let her go shopping. It was a sweet gesture and you do need to talk to her about finances if your tight right now. Just be honest.
Q: I heard that syphilis is making a come back is that true?
A: I heard this and polio. I am not 100% sure. I would call the CDC just to find out if you are worried about this.
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Hello my fire starters. I hope you all are doing well. well let’s get this fire roaring shall we.
Q: Hi fia so I have a coworker who I can not help feeling like I want to take her out. I mean literally illuminate. Do you have any advice on how to vent this anger before my thoughts consume me?
A: WooooHooo. fight,fight. Not we should not go there unless there is no where else to go. You can go and box, run a few laps or you can go in a squat position and stay there until your thighs tremble. Your mind will focus on the task at hand and not the annoying coworker.
Q: I am having an issue with my dog and I want to ask your opinion before I proceed to taking it to the vet. My dog has been loosing its hair and biting a lot. What do you think it could be.
A: Well, well ,well I usually deal with the two-legged dogs but four legs is new. It may have allergy to a majority of things. Only blood can reveal that. It may have tics or mange which result from over growth of mites on the skin. My advice takes it to the vet. Natural course medicated shampoo, apple cider vinegar in water. To cleanse from the inside out.
Q: Fia I am 40 feeling like 26. I have finally admitted that I hate my profession. Now what I want to do I have to study for about five years. Do you think I should go for it. My friends and family think I am crazy.
A: If your crazy, then I need a room in an asylum. You are not crazy. You are brilliant for realizing that you went the wrong way. Go for your dream. Your life only comes around once. Might as well enjoy it.
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Hello once again fire starters. As you see on top I have a questions to be answered but will the answers satisfy the burn? Let’s get the fire blazing.
Q: Fia I started waist training and I have mixed emotions about it. What is your opinion on waist training?
A: Well let’s take it this way. Waist training in the past was to train your body to have that hour glass figure by cinching it up. Now this does cause your internal organs to shift. But that was the fashion in those days. Now today waist training is used in terms of losing weight. I am not really for it. Why ? You put it on to sweat and your supposed to take it off. Some people keep it on longer than what it was intended to be used for. Causing pain and muscle weakness. If your just using it for style. Not for it either. It is not healthy not being able to breath do to it being so tight.
Q: I am a man in my thirties that is in good shape. My problem is my gut. It is out a bit and I cant do to much exercise because of back problems. What do you think about men having liposuction?
A: I personally feel fine with it. But it is really up to you, isn’t it? If they take out a large amount of fat, make sure you inquire about the elasticity of your skin. Don’t get rid of one problem for another. Also, how many time would you need to get it done? For it to be what you want and how safe is it to have multiple sessions? Yeah gave you more to think about and you should. Plastic surgery is something you should think on before diving into it. That’s my opinion.
Q: This is disgusting question but I find that I think about germs more now since I started riding the train and stopped driving. My question is how toxic is farts? I mean really people just let it go like everyone is ok with it.
A: Okay, I had to read this twice.(Due to the out burst of laughter) Flatulence (farts) are good for us . Sounds weird, but scientist have found that a compound we produce in small quantities in our gas, hydrogen sulfide, might actually protect us from later illness. So that smelly stuff is actually ok. Now lets discuss the stuff you may find on the poles or seats. That’s more dangerous. If you still don’t believe it you can spray perfume in a tissue and smell it until the smell dissipates.
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Hello to all my fire starters out there. We have three great questions that are just waiting to be lit up. Let’s burn.
Q: Hi fia so here is what’s going on. I have a thirteen year old son who is in touch with himself. I know it is normal but I feel that I should have a man talk to him about things. I mean wouldn’t you feel odd having your dad talk to you about female issues?
A: Ok Mom. Let’s be open about things. Your son is masturbating and your uncomfortable about it. If you have a male figure to talk to him then that’s great. If not there is a book called Sex, Puberty and All that stuff: A guide to growing up by Jacqui Bailey. It has good reviews and should answer any questions. Also tell him that he should be respectful and do it appropriate times. Example at night, or when no one is home lock his door. You have to learn to knock and respect his privacy if you don’t want to walk in on him in action. Before I forget, I never felt odd addressing sex questions. Very open kid. I made adults uncomfortable. (catholic school)
Q: I share a room at school and my roommate it is a pig. I mean her crap has migrated into my space. It is taking all of me not to kill her. What do you suggest? She is taking me past my comfort zone.
A: Calm down and get the dorm head or leader. Not sure what the title is. If it can not be resolved peacefully ask to move into another room. If that is not an option you could get a garbage can and toss trash on her bed to prove your point that she’s a slob. Don’t do that really. lol. Best thing is talk first then try to get out if you can.
Q: I work with a lot of female’s with attitudes. Personally I have adapted to the situation as much as I can, since I am one out of three males here. Now yesterday the ladies were in a heated discussion about men and I was asked for my opinion. That should have been a red flag. But I answered the question and now all of them are giving me the cold shoulder and acting like we are in kindergarten. I need my job but I am about to cruse these women out. Do you see a better way to handle this?
A: They really set you up. Honestly you may have to get HR involved if what they are doing is jeopardizing your job. But try to talk to them first and clear the air. If that does not work. Go to the supervisor then Hr. (human resource). Good luck and don’t let them chase you off.
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Welcome back my fire starters. I hope the fire has been burning for today’s questions. Lets get it going shall we.
Q: Fia my wife and I have been married for many years now and I still love her like it’s the first day we met. But she has been acting as if the life we have together is not what she wanted it to be. Now I work five days a week and we have a beautiful home. We are still young that I enjoy being sexual with her. But she is mopping around and just seems indifferent to what I say. What could possibly be going on? Seriously what could it be?
A: Not sure. It sounds to me like she may be having a midlife crisis. Just talk to her and find out what it is she wants to do. She may be a little nervous to bring up what she would like to change in her life. This is the time to talk to her and not me. If she does not open up, suggest talking to a doctor. Just don’t let this go on too long.
Q: Let me ask you, is it right for a person to threaten to bite your dick off if they are having an argument with you? I don’t threat bodily harm so why is it ok for them too?
A: OOOO. What kind of argument where you having to get that violent. You better wear a cup for a while. No it is not normal or okay to threaten bodily harm, but let’s face reality. This is not normal times we live in. If you can walk down the street and get punched out of no where, then it could happen.
Q: Fia this is weird question but if you finger a girl and she has a yeast infection. Can you get and infection on your finger?
A: Did you wash your hands after? The answer is yes if you have an open cut on your finger. Example paper cut, hang nail and so on. Your giving it access to enter your system. Good hand washing after and if you see something start to develop I would go to your dermatologist for antibiotics. Next time if it don’t look or smell right. Ask what’s up with that? Nothing wrong with asking.
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