Return of Wicked Wednesday

Hello my fire flies and it has been a while that I have posted Wicked Wednesday. The advice questions have slowed down in my e mail so I have to decided to change the concept a little.

I will give out my normal raunchy advice when they come in but I will pick a topic, mainly relationships family, spouses, significant other and give my general view or views from outside sources.

The only thing I will not touch on is politics and faith. With that being said I will start this off with the topic of “Fear”.

I will have a few topics based on fears listed below:

Relationships

Trust

Sex

So keep a eye out as I burn up the page with hot topics. If you want me to touch on a topic please shoot me a message below or writ to my e mail. fianaturie1@gmail.com. Until later keep it hottttt.

Wicked Wednesday

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Hello my fire starters. It’s Wicked Wednesday time and the fire has been raging. What happened my lovelies the heat has gotten you hot and bothered?

Q) Fia my friend has been arguing with me to go to the doctor. He said that he has burning at the tip of his penis. What do you think?

A) Really? Go to the doctor. It could be as simple as irritation from the fabric detergent/softener on his clothes to an yeast infection, to an STD. But the only way to find that out is to go to the doctor. (Hopefully this friend is not trying to get that penis near you until it is taken care of.)

Q) Hey, we went to the beach in Ocho Rios. It was beautiful and warm. My question is even though the water looks clean. Is it really? I mean the ocean is the ocean right? Couldn’t the bacteria from one place go to the next?

A)I am not ecologist. I have to say that first off. I think the bacteria that is found in one part of the ocean does not necessarily be able to survive in the other part. Due to the temperature it needs to grow and the right conditions to help sustain it. This question you would have to research it to get a more indebt answer.

Q) I feel that there is something wrong with me. First off  I love sex. I am putting it out there. I noticed that I seemed to be wanting to have it more often than normal. If I could have it six to seven times a day. I would still want it. What is the deal with that?

A) First off there is nothing wrong with loving sex. The problem is wanting it continually. That’s why they have sex anonymous help groups. You could also go to your physician and have a blood test to see your hormonal and thyroid level. It could be playing havoc on your libido.

So today’s topic was an array of questions that caught Fia’s attention. If you have any questions you need an answer to. Please email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com and I will give you what you need. An answer.

Wicked Wednesday is back

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Hello to all my fire starters out there. I am sorry that I have left you so long that the fire has died down to ash. Let’s throw some new longs on the fire shall we. Fia is ready to set it a blaze.

Q: Fia I hope you have not permantly stopped with your site. Here is my Q that needs your A urgently. My problem is Dryness. Yes I am so dry when I has sex with my friend that I have to have lube. Now just recently I had oral sex with another friend of mine. (Which his/her tongue should be length checked) I was sooo wet he said it was more than a mouth full. WTF? I am confused help.

A: How long is that tongue honey? Got me wondering. Here is what I think is happening. The first guy is on go with out trying to push your button to see if your ready. Forplay is the BEST play. It sends the signals that you are about to get it on, get it poppin, get something. Now there are people who have a depleated estrogen supply and that has to be brought to your doctor’s attention but if it’s whamo and your as dry as burnt toast it’s not cute. Your gonna get hurt and emotionally it does not make you feel like your worth his time to get you aroused. You need to talk to him and see what is his/her problem?

Q: How contageous is Herpies?

A: Very.

Q: I went out on a casual dinner with a friend and I was not looking to have anything go further than that. It was nice so I gave the person my number. Now the person will not stop calling me. How can I let this person down nice?

A: First why did you give your number? Everyone gives out fake numbers and you had to be the honest one. Just be truthful. You had a good time but that was it you do not want anything more and please loose your number. Then block this person’s number. (Hopefully it was a cell phone number.)

Q: Please take this seriously even though I know it’s funny as hell. I was with my girl and my back went out when I was on top so I pulled out . My girl said it was ok and proceeded to take out a vibrator to finish what we started. Now I am a fair nice size but her sh– was huge. I am feeling some kind of way. Should I just leave it alone or confront her about it?

A: Your back went out? Wooo. What is bothering you? The fact she had a vibrator or that it was huge? Talk to her about it but don’t confront her. Your her  man not her father. If she is still having sex with you then you are satisfying her or she would be having a talk with you.

So I hope the fire is blazzzzing. If you have any questions you want answered and do not want to post it publicly here. Please email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com. Until next time keep it lit.

Getting to know you. Tcotd#22

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The night went on with everyone watching and whispering about Jaqueline and Bran. the couple looked compatible but are they really only time will tell.

“So now you know who I am, does that change your view of me?”

Jaqueline gave him a slight smile and thought out what she wanted to say, instead of talking in the heat of the moment.

“The view I have of you is pleasing to the eye but the keeping of important information has tainted the vision a bit.”

He was impressed by what she said. There was more to Jaquelin than he anticipated. He decided to see if this is for show. They are now engaged and the crowd would understand if they stepped out of their prying eyes for a bit.

He made sure it was alright with Makalo before escorting her to his study to get to know her a bit.

Jaqueline steadied her breathing to show she was in control of her self. She had to admit that he was definatly affecting her womanly parts in a way that is not proper. She really did not care mind you. She was willing to give herself away a day or two ago. Now she was glad that her father had rudly interrupted.

“So what must I do to clear your vision of me, Jaqueline?”

“So you bring me into my father study to clear the view? Well a keeper of secrets is not going to clear it up. So is there any secrets you would like to tell.”

“Oh so I must spill a little blood and you get to keep all yours.” He said smiling at her as he sat on the lounge.

“Well what is it you would like to know about me?”

“I know the basics. You were sheltered from vampiric life. You were given blood and never hunted for it. Your innocents is palatable. What I want to know is what goes through your mind as you drink blood that is handed to you?”

“Excuse me?”

“Do you crave the hunt? Do you want to take those pretty little fangs and sink them into supple skin or taunt skin?”

“If your inquiring do I prefer my own sex instead of the male. Well I am on the fence with that. Like you said I am sheltered and not quit sure what I stir too. Wouldn’t that cause a problem if I crave my sex instead of yours?”

“On the contrary.”

Jaqueline looked at him questioningly. “You prefer both?”

Bran smiled and gave a nod. “But that is only for blood letting. I do crave a female under, over, standing etc… me.”

Leaving off what the etc… could be had her mind in all kinds of predicaments.

“So once we are married I should expect both sexes to go through our doors.”

“Not for a while. I am fascinated by you. I want you to taste me and lonely me for days.”

Everyone knew that blood and orgasms were connected and the fact he admitted to wanting to keep her in orgasmic bliss caused her fangs to ache.

“So is that clear enough for you Jaquelin? You know what I want at least between us.”

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Ever since Adorjan and Creya had gotten together it was starting to get on Leo’s nerves.

Ukr with held the information of where to locate the crimson light. The three of them stayed of three days before Leo’s temper took hold.

“Listen Ukr we have stayed here. Eaten your food and kept you company. Now we need to know where the Crimson light is. Time is ticking and the boys life is at stake.”

Adorjan hated the fact he called him a boy. But was he not acting like one by not answering him?

Ukr sat in his seat reading old parchments that seemed as if it wanted to disintegrate.

“I can not tell you how to get the Crimson light. I will tell you were you can locate it.”

“Well that ‘s better than nothing.” Leo said as he walked closer to the old man.

“You, Adorjan must go to the cave at the north east of my home. there you will see a gate. On the gate is three locks. You must figure the puzzle of the locks to open the gate.

Once inside the ground will guide you. You must not take a step because once you take that step it will guide you to a place that you will never be seen again.

Once it takes you to the room. A question will be asked and a decision must be made. You decide right you will have it. You decide wrong it will have you.”

Ukr closed the parchment and placed it beside him.

“You two will have to stay here.”

Creya did not like this news but she knew when things deviate from the path things go wrong.

“When does he go?” She asked

“He can levee now if he wishes.”

“Go Dammit. I’ll occupy Creya while your gone.” Leo said as he glared at her.

“What? Like hell you will.”

Ukr stood knowing the vampire was only teasing Adorjan but his emotions for the girl may cause a problem.

“Adorjan I will lead you part of the way.”

He nodded and looked at Creya. The last few days he had become attached to her and he could not see himself with out her. He leaned over and gave her a kiss good bye.

“Just go and hurry it up.” Leo announced.

Once they were out of the house Ukr felt he needed to impart information that may help.

“Listen you must keep your emotions in check. I know magic and this is old magic. Stronger than I ever encountered. You need to stay focus and do what must be done.”

“I will get the Crimson Light.”

“Either way your life depends on it.”

Adorjan looked at the man and knew he was either going to die getting it or die defending himself from Abella.

Hello fire starters it’s has been awhile with the cast and crew of The Call of the Dhampir. I hope your enjoying it so far. please like and subscribe and comment. Until next time let the fires keep burning.

Wicked Wednesday (R)

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Welcome my fire starters. It has been a bit and I am sure the fires had died down quite a bit. Let’s get it roaring shall we.

Q) My friends have been complaining that I put too much makeup on my lips. They say that I am not fooling any one and if I am that self conscious about it I could get plastic surgery to get them smaller. What do you think?

A) Are you sitting down? I am not going to sugar coat this answer at all.

Enjoy those lips. You heard right. Enjoy and celebrate that you have them. Every man is fantasying how those lips feel around his dick. Plain and simple. They watch the way you talk and eat and drink. Thinking “she/he can suck the hell out my dick.” Why mask it? You want them to look, you want those thin lip people to envy. No collagen was necessary, just genetics.

Q) I feel like the world is against me. I moved up in my company quick and I honestly did  work to hard for it. (Photographic memory). I tried to have a simple conversation in the lunch room with a couple of people and they looked at me as if I was a piece of shit. What can I do to let them see the real me?

A) Here is the answer. Nothing! there is nothing you can do to make anyone like you. You can get them to respect you though. there has to be something at work that shows them that you earned your position. The whole world is not against you. Just that small world at your job is. Leave that planet and go home. At the end of the day you do not have to see them again until nine o’clock the next day.

Q) I don’t want to talk my friends about this because they would definatly look at me like I am crazy. So I had sex last night for the first time. I honestly did not enjoy it. It was uncomfortable and I was to nervous. My question is do all women enjoy it?

A) Nope. Only the chosen enjoy their first rodeo. Look I gather you were nervous and there was nothing he was gong to do to you, that you had not read or heard your friends talk about. Some people feel slight pain and some feel nothing at all. The build up  is very important. If fear is involved with the build up, then no you are not going to enjoy it. If he was out for himself ,no your not going to enjoy it. If your mind is not in the moment and it’s wondering off. Your not going to enjoy it. If you have clitoral orgasms. Tell him to play with it while he’s getting his. That will help you enjoy it, because I did not read anywhere that you had an orgasm in that sexual experience. The next time should be better, if your ready for it.

Q) I read these books on how to give good oral sex and honestly my jaw hurts. How do you over come that?

A) Practice, practice, practice. lol. Take a  zucchini make it cold and suck on that until it warms up. then move to a banana suck on that twirl your tongue around it enjoy the texture. Advance to a thick cucumber. The whole thing is conditioning the jaw. Now guys you need to start drinking from some juice boxes, suck on popsicle sticks and if your woman has a puffy pussy, a  small water melon will do . Cut it in half and suck until you took all the seeds out (please spit the seeds out). In between remember to breath. Please do not stop breathing. (Don’t use grapefruit or lemons if your lips are chapped it’s gonna burn.)Please, please do not stop breathing.

So I have set the blaze. Tell me what your think. Do you have a better technique? Let me know. Comment like and subscribe. Tell a friend. Email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com for advice. Until next we me. Keep it burning. Fia xoxox