Wicked Wednesday (R)

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Welcome my fire starters. It has been a bit and I am sure the fires had died down quite a bit. Let’s get it roaring shall we.

Q) My friends have been complaining that I put too much makeup on my lips. They say that I am not fooling any one and if I am that self conscious about it I could get plastic surgery to get them smaller. What do you think?

A) Are you sitting down? I am not going to sugar coat this answer at all.

Enjoy those lips. You heard right. Enjoy and celebrate that you have them. Every man is fantasying how those lips feel around his dick. Plain and simple. They watch the way you talk and eat and drink. Thinking “she/he can suck the hell out my dick.” Why mask it? You want them to look, you want those thin lip people to envy. No collagen was necessary, just genetics.

Q) I feel like the world is against me. I moved up in my company quick and I honestly did  work to hard for it. (Photographic memory). I tried to have a simple conversation in the lunch room with a couple of people and they looked at me as if I was a piece of shit. What can I do to let them see the real me?

A) Here is the answer. Nothing! there is nothing you can do to make anyone like you. You can get them to respect you though. there has to be something at work that shows them that you earned your position. The whole world is not against you. Just that small world at your job is. Leave that planet and go home. At the end of the day you do not have to see them again until nine o’clock the next day.

Q) I don’t want to talk my friends about this because they would definatly look at me like I am crazy. So I had sex last night for the first time. I honestly did not enjoy it. It was uncomfortable and I was to nervous. My question is do all women enjoy it?

A) Nope. Only the chosen enjoy their first rodeo. Look I gather you were nervous and there was nothing he was gong to do to you, that you had not read or heard your friends talk about. Some people feel slight pain and some feel nothing at all. The build up  is very important. If fear is involved with the build up, then no you are not going to enjoy it. If he was out for himself ,no your not going to enjoy it. If your mind is not in the moment and it’s wondering off. Your not going to enjoy it. If you have clitoral orgasms. Tell him to play with it while he’s getting his. That will help you enjoy it, because I did not read anywhere that you had an orgasm in that sexual experience. The next time should be better, if your ready for it.

Q) I read these books on how to give good oral sex and honestly my jaw hurts. How do you over come that?

A) Practice, practice, practice. lol. Take a  zucchini make it cold and suck on that until it warms up. then move to a banana suck on that twirl your tongue around it enjoy the texture. Advance to a thick cucumber. The whole thing is conditioning the jaw. Now guys you need to start drinking from some juice boxes, suck on popsicle sticks and if your woman has a puffy pussy, a  small water melon will do . Cut it in half and suck until you took all the seeds out (please spit the seeds out). In between remember to breath. Please do not stop breathing. (Don’t use grapefruit or lemons if your lips are chapped it’s gonna burn.)Please, please do not stop breathing.

So I have set the blaze. Tell me what your think. Do you have a better technique? Let me know. Comment like and subscribe. Tell a friend. Email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com for advice. Until next we me. Keep it burning. Fia xoxox

What is up with Fia?

Hello my fire starters. I hope all of you are keeping that fire burning. I wanted to give you all a bit of what are you are up to post.

So I am trying my hand at murder, mystery story. I do not want any of my followers to think I am going to stop writing my fantasy, or erotic stories. At the moment I have invested a lot of my time in a fantasy mystery book. Which I hope to finish by the end of spring.

But “The Eight O’clock Train” post seemed to want to come out. It is happening in today’s world. No fantasy ,so I am going to push my imagination to it’s  limits. Where will it go. ARRG!

The call of the Dhamper is still going and I am pleased with it. There is an end to that story but I am still developing the characters which is hard when I did not want it to go on too long. 

Also I will be announcing something very soon that I hope will be received by people well. We will see. Nothing ventured nothing gained. Right?

So that is all so far. Keep the fire burning Fire starters. Fia xoxo

New Blog called Have you lost your Mind?

Good morning/day/evening to you all. I have been debating on starting a new post. Due to having a lot on my plate at the moment. I just can not deny myself or you my followers of this.

I have been posting wicked wednesday in which you would write in and I will give advice or information on different topics.  I am going to take that concept and put it on a different path.

Everyday something comes up in my everyday life that I say to my self, “Have you lost your mind?” I will write what the event is without using the name or place and then post my comments. As my followers your more than welcome to comment.

So to give you a taste of the new blog here is one post.

One day you wake up and you feel a slight tingling in your left hand. You decide it’s nothing. Later it progesses to numbness in the left arm and a headache. You go to your local pharmacy and take your blood pressure. It’s sky high. Instead of going to the emergency room you call your doctor and leave a message. Waiting for a call back that might not come until later that day.  One side of your face starts to feel funny. Yet your still waiting.

Have you lost your mind?

The cost of the emergency room is crazy high. I agree with everyone on that matter. But  what if your having a stroke? Your bills fall on your family, if you do not have medical insurance. If you do have medical insurance they will still have to pay something out of their pocket. Now if you have a heart attach and you do not have life insurance and your job medical insurance only covers part of the hospital bill. Who is it going to fall on? Your family or the state. Which is all of us. (This is assuming you have no savings)

This all could be avoided by going to the emergency room to get evealuated and nipped in the bud straight away. There will be a bill but you’ll be around to take care of it.

Why did I choose this example? Because I hear this incident happen allot and I wanted to say something. If you have a comment or a “Have you lost your mind insident” that you would like to share and have me  comment on. send me a message and I will. If you have been following me, there is no topic that I shy away from except religion and politics. Sorry I here to have bonfires not an inferno’s.

Until next we me. Keep the fires burning. XOXO Fia