Wicked Wednesday

It’s Wicked Wednesday people. The questions are lit,(literally) Lets begin shall we

Q: Fia my husband has made the announcement that he is going to cook thanks giving turkey this year. Fia I love this man but he can not cook. The food ends up bland and burnt. We are having people from his job over and I don’t want him to be the butt of their jokes. How can I convince him that it would be a bad idea?

A: Honestly at this moment time is of the essence. Tell him you want him to do a trial run with Cornish hens. When he sees that the birds did not come out right it may change his mind. If that does not work put your foot down and say You always take if the turkey and this year is no different. Or pull out the tears. Guilt him to change his mind.

Q: I am going to my cousin’s house for thanks giving. That’s not the issue. The issue is my cousin has this cat and her house smells of cat and I can not breath in her house. I told her that I may not come and she laid a guilt trip on me so thick, I got a headache. Help me get out of this.

A: Desprite times calls for desprite measures. Bring in the big guns. Call your mother and tell her you are not feeling well and you need to get rest. If she said that you can get rest there. You counter by saying that your doctor said you need to stay home because it sounds as if you were at the beginning stages of a respiratory virus. Since your cousin has the cat it would aggravate the situation. Hope that helps.

Q: I was invited to the screening of my best friends off-Broadway play. Here is the problem. I don’t want to go. If it’s bad I’ll tell her it’s bad. If it’s good I’ll tell her it’s good. If I feel it should never have gone to theater I would tell her. I don’t want to lose a friend. What do you think?

A: I think you should go. If your that close she may want that honesty from you. If she doesn’t speak to you again, she was never really a friend right? So my opinion go. You never know it might be the best thing you’ve ever seen.

If you have any question please feel free to ask me at fianaturie1@gmail.com. All are welcomed.

Wicked Wednesday (A fire day Indeed!)

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Hello fire Starters lets get the fire red hot shall we. I think kink is the name of these flames today.

Q: Fia normally I do not mind being tied up during sex but I did not like the chocking part. Even my body didn’t react the same. Became dry as the desert. How would you approach this situation?

A: Tell him that is a hard limit. You don’t want to be choked out during sex. Most people do not get aroused by it. He would understand. Especially if you guys are into rope play.

Q: I am six months pregnant and horny as hell. But my man said he is having a hard time with the belly. He’s not getting aroused. I need help. Not the mechanical kind either.

A: He is having an “Holy Mother” issue. Which is I can not touch her because she is carrying my child and it’s sacred. Now the only thing I see working is going to a sex therapist. Also getting some Viagra wouldn’t hurt.

Q: I was out in the park and my boyfriend dared me to masturbate in front of him. So I did. But this old lady caught me and she knows my mother. Do you think I should say something to her?

A:Ooooo. Girl talk to that woman and apologies. Maybe she can not see well and you’ll get away with it. I hoped you enjoyed the risk. I am happy not to be your right now.

Q: So I bought these tight leather pants that shows off my endowment. But I can’t get in them. The counter girl was eyeing me but I don’t swing that way and I am avoiding going back. How do you get into these pants?

A: Really? Baby powder. If they are to small you have to return them before you break your well endowment and can’t use it at all.

If you have any question you would like to be answered you can direct email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com or send me a message without attaching a name. Until next we meet. Bring the on the heat.

 

Update Time From Fia

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Hello my fire starters. I will be posting Fantasy Friday tonight at 11pm from New York.

I took the time to see when all of you will receive it.

(Friday) Hawaii = 5pm, Panama ,Jamaica, and New Orleans 10pm

(Saturday)United Kingdom = 4am , Cairo=5am, Brazil= 12 am, Australia = 2pm, Philippines = 11am, Ukraine = 6am, and India = 8:30am

I have built up the event. I have given you insight of the characters and hopefully you have related to one or two of them. The Oni is here!

Talia’s truth revealed has only two excerpts left. The plan has been created and is getting set into play.

I am still working on my news letter and  as for pod cast it will resume shortly. I have not dropped the O.N.S club. The second door will be opened.

Until later. XOXO

Wicked Wednesday

untitledHello my fire starters. So have you been keeping the fires burning or at least that match? Let’s set things a flame shall we.

Q: Fia what age is too old the get circumcised? My girl has been nagging me to get it done. But I think it’s unnecessary.

A: Well let’s just say if you’re a religious man. They circumcised grown men to show their faith. Now if you not religious, here is the skinny. If you are not keeping up proper maintenance with the sheath of your sword. Cut it off. For her to continually keep asking you, there must be a reason other than visual stimulation. So if your girl is that important to you maybe you should do as she ask. For you to ask me I feel like your teetering and just wanted someone else to tell you what to do. In the end it is up to you.

Q: So I went into a vape shop and I was asked if I’m a call girl. All I wanted was to get my fix and relax. Should I inform the shop owners of what’s going on? (Fuming!)

A: Yes. Tell the shop owner. Can you imagine if you would have said yes. It could be a sting operation to see if the place is legit or the guy/girl could have other things in store for you. Like front page in store. So I would be very careful.

Q: Fia my question is, how would you say tactfully that you would like for your husband’s family to leave. They have been staying over for a while and I was told it was only going to be for a few days. It’s already a week and two days.

A: There is no tactful way of saying “Get Out.” Talk to your husband and find out what is going on. Then have him to tell it’s time to leave. Why should it be you. It’s his family after all. But be prepared for some anger to go your way. No avoiding it.

That all for now my fire starters. If you have any questions please feel free to email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com. I welcome all comments. Until next time keep the fire stoked.

XOXO

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wicked Wednesday (Hmmm?)

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Hello once again fire starters. As you see on top I have a questions to be answered but will the answers satisfy the burn? Let’s get the fire blazing.

Q: Fia I started waist training and I have mixed emotions about it. What is your opinion on waist training?

A: Well let’s take it this way. Waist training in the past was to train your body to have that hour glass figure by cinching it up. Now this does cause your internal organs to shift. But that was the fashion in those days. Now today waist training is used in terms of losing weight. I am not really for it. Why ? You put it on to sweat and your supposed to take it off. Some people keep it on longer than what it was intended to be used for. Causing pain and muscle weakness.  If your just using it for style. Not for it either. It is not healthy not being able to breath do to it being so tight.

Q: I am a man in my thirties that is in good shape. My problem is my gut. It is out a bit and I cant do to much exercise because of back problems. What do you think about men having liposuction?

A: I personally feel fine with it. But it is really up to you, isn’t it? If they take out a large amount of fat, make sure you inquire about the elasticity of your skin. Don’t get rid of one problem for another. Also, how many time would you need to get it done? For it to be what you want and how safe is it to have multiple sessions? Yeah gave you more to think about and you should. Plastic surgery is something you should think on before diving into it. That’s my opinion.

Q: This is disgusting question but I find that I think about germs more now since I started riding the train and stopped driving. My question is how toxic is farts? I mean really people just let it go like everyone is ok with it.

A: Okay, I had to read this twice.(Due to the out burst of laughter) Flatulence (farts) are good for us . Sounds weird, but scientist have found that a compound we produce in small quantities in our gas, hydrogen sulfide, might actually protect us from later illness. So that smelly stuff is actually ok. Now lets discuss the stuff you may find on the poles or seats. That’s more dangerous. If you still don’t believe it you can spray perfume in a tissue and smell it until the smell dissipates.

Interesting and quite funny questions. If you have any questions that you would like answered please email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com. If you like please star and comments are welcomed.

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Wicked Wednesday

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Hello to all my fire starters out there. We have three great questions that are just waiting to be lit up. Let’s burn.

Q: Hi fia so here is  what’s going on. I have a thirteen year old son who is in touch with himself. I know it is normal but I feel that I should have a man talk to him about things. I mean wouldn’t you feel odd having your dad talk to you about female issues?

A: Ok Mom. Let’s be open about things. Your son is masturbating and your uncomfortable about it. If you have a male figure to talk to him then that’s great. If not  there is a book called Sex, Puberty and All that stuff: A guide to growing up by Jacqui Bailey. It has good reviews and should answer any questions. Also tell him that he should be respectful and do it appropriate times. Example at night, or when no one is  home lock his door. You have to learn to knock and respect his privacy if you don’t want to walk in on him in action. Before I forget, I never felt odd addressing sex questions. Very open kid. I made adults uncomfortable. (catholic school)

Q: I share a room at school and my roommate it is a pig. I mean her crap has migrated into my space. It is taking all of me not to kill her. What do you suggest?  She is taking me past my comfort zone.

A: Calm down and get  the dorm head or leader. Not sure what the title is. If it can not be resolved peacefully ask to move into another room. If that is not an option you could get a garbage can and toss trash on her bed to prove your point that she’s a slob. Don’t do that really. lol. Best thing is talk first then try to get out if you can.

Q: I work with a lot of female’s with attitudes. Personally I have adapted to the situation as much as I can, since I am one out of three males here. Now yesterday the ladies were in a heated discussion about men and I was asked for my opinion. That should have been a red flag. But I answered the question and now all of them are giving me the cold shoulder and acting like we are in kindergarten. I need my job but I am about to cruse these women out. Do you see a better way to handle this?

A: They really set you up. Honestly you may have to get HR involved if what they are doing is jeopardizing your job. But try to talk to them first and clear the air. If that does not work. Go to the supervisor then Hr. (human resource). Good luck and don’t let them chase you off.

That’s it for this Wicked Wednesday. if you have a question you want answered you can email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com and I will answer it honestly and with a bit of fire thrown in. Until next we meet. Fia xoxox

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Wicked Wednesday

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Welcome back to Wicked Wednesday where the match is always lit. So let’s burn shall we.

Q: Fia I have been married for ten years now and I am still in love with my wife. What I am not in love with is the two piece bathing suit that she purchased over ten years ago. The woman does not see her body has changed over the years and the suit is not flattering nor will it survive another summer. How would you approach this? I am trying not to sleep on the couch.

A: Ooooo. You are going to sleep on the couch, my man. There is no sensitive way to approach this. You can get mini scissors and cut a  string off the seam which will cause her to give up on it and buy a new one. You tell her flat-out it’s not flattering you are going to be fired from the bedroom.

Q: My friend said that she had sex with this random guy and she does not regret it. She should feel a little regret right? At least worried she may have caught something.

A: You can not put your hang up’s on her. She wants to play in risky behavior you can not stop her unless she’s young and he’s way too old for her. Then it’s time to sound the alarm. But if she’s an adult, you can not tell her what to do. Eventually she’ll stop on her own or she’ll get a scare that will stop her.

Q: Topic is moisture. Too much moisture. After having sex with my partner I will actually leave a puddle behind. At first he was like yeah that’s right. Now he’s asking is something wrong. Is it bad that I produce too much fluid?

A: It is not bad unless you want to have children. You may flood those little guys out. Some woman just produce a large quantity of vaginal fluid when aroused. If you are concerned you can go to the gyn and they can run a blood test to see if your levels are ok. Other than that tell him wear speedo’s and put a split in it, if he can’t handle the ocean that is you.

So that is it for today my fire starters. If you have any questions feel free to email me at fianaturie1@gmail .com. If you like please start and subscribe. Love to hear from you. Until next time keep the fire burning. xoxox

Wicked Wednesday( a bit graphic today)

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Hello my fire starters. How are feeling today. Well let’s get the match struck shall we.

Q: Fia my ex man has just popped up out of no where and tried to put the moves on me. Now I have been with my current man for three years and things are pretty good. It’s just weird that he thinks we could pick up where we left off. Don’t you think?

A: Nope, it’s not weird at all. The man remembers how the pussy felt. He wants that around him again, you feel me? You brought up your current man why? You are not taking him up on his offer but you did think on it. Especially since you stated, “things are pretty good.” Was your ex better at it? Your asking fia’s opinion on something that is not going to happen or do you want fia to give you permission to let it happen? You are your own person. Do what is right for you.

Q: Do you remember that movie when the mom walked in on her son getting a blow job? Well what do you do when you walk in on your daughter giving a blow job? I mean Holy hell.

A: I personally would walk in embarrass them both and screamed at her like she just committed murder. Now if she is grown, she should know better not to do it at mom/dad place. Grown people do at time slip up, but she would at least lock the door. Hormones kinda get over ridden by common sense, if she’s young like those kids in the movie. Your parenting judgement has to proceed. Did you tell her father and if so is the boy alright?

Q: I am a single father raising a girl. She just gotten her period and I almost flipped out. I called my girlfriend at the time to help me out with this. Her mother is not in her life before you asked. Now here is the thing. I went to get her some pads. There are too damn many to choose from. So I pick a few. I went to the register and the woman had a hard time ringing it up. Why? It is always the case when you buy personal products. Even condoms the register never rings up. Why?

A: I think they were pranking you. It does happen but I  agree that it always happen when you buy something personal. You can write a grievance to the store manager to fix this. But honestly it’s not the first time it happened and it wont be the last. On a positive note. Congrats now you have a young woman to contend with. Watch those pheromones, boys will be buzzing around.

Well I felt the fire today. Any questions you would like to ask please feel free to email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com. If you like please star. Until we meet again keep it burning.xoxox

Fia Heat Scale along with Announcement.

 

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Hello my fire starters. I love keeping you all up to date on what I am up to. I am in the process of editing my adult Novella called Verbal Seduction. It contains four of fia approved heat scales in the pepper world.

Level’s of heat

1= Carolina Reaper

2= Trinidad Morugo Scorpion

3=Butch T

4=Naga Viper( This is a pepper!)

The ultimate heat factor is the Ghost Pepper, which was not added due to the intensisty of it. Some can handle heat. Not many can handle the Ghost. Until we meet again. Keep the fire’s lit. xoxox