Men wake up with morning wood    
Everybody wonders if women could  
 Wake up with something just the same  
I’m here to tell you we do under a different name  
   
We wake up in morning water    
Yep, you heard me right. There is no other  
 Very wet and surrounded by moisture  
 Waiting for that mouth, finger, or pole sir    
   
You’ve wondered why we do not say  
 Why should we tell you and give it all away  
 I’m saying it now, but I don’t give a shit  
I want you to hurry up and slip in that dick  
   
When the kitten is sleeping and purring in the bed  
All she is dreaming of is what you feel like in her head  
 Contentment is not the word    
We want to soar like an eagle any kind of bird    
   
Takes us up very high  
Or bring us down to hell  
We don’t care , why wonder why  
   
Morning water is sweet, you see  
Maybe you want to taste it    
And bring us to ecstasy  
   
Water everywhere you can feel.  
Come on, give us the  big deal  
Now, ladies, I’m sorry I let it go  
But men do wonder these things, you know  
   
They get morning wood it’s stiff and hard    
Even weeps now and then    
Can you imagine what kind of state therein  
They just wonder if we, as women, can understand  
   
 Morning water is what we call it  
 Now you know  
 go for it