Hello my fire starters. It’s Wicked Wednesday time and the fire has been raging. What happened my lovelies the heat has gotten you hot and bothered?
Q) Fia my friend has been arguing with me to go to the doctor. He said that he has burning at the tip of his penis. What do you think?
A) Really? Go to the doctor. It could be as simple as irritation from the fabric detergent/softener on his clothes to an yeast infection, to an STD. But the only way to find that out is to go to the doctor. (Hopefully this friend is not trying to get that penis near you until it is taken care of.)
Q) Hey, we went to the beach in Ocho Rios. It was beautiful and warm. My question is even though the water looks clean. Is it really? I mean the ocean is the ocean right? Couldn’t the bacteria from one place go to the next?
A)I am not ecologist. I have to say that first off. I think the bacteria that is found in one part of the ocean does not necessarily be able to survive in the other part. Due to the temperature it needs to grow and the right conditions to help sustain it. This question you would have to research it to get a more indebt answer.
Q) I feel that there is something wrong with me. First off I love sex. I am putting it out there. I noticed that I seemed to be wanting to have it more often than normal. If I could have it six to seven times a day. I would still want it. What is the deal with that?
A) First off there is nothing wrong with loving sex. The problem is wanting it continually. That’s why they have sex anonymous help groups. You could also go to your physician and have a blood test to see your hormonal and thyroid level. It could be playing havoc on your libido.
So today’s topic was an array of questions that caught Fia’s attention. If you have any questions you need an answer to. Please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I will give you what you need. An answer.
This is for my non fantasy readers. I hope you enjoy Carlie stripper life. This should be without saying Adult content. 18 and over please.
If I would have known what I know now then, well maybe my life would have turned out differently. Yes we all say that and when I was younger I told myself that I would never ever say that.
I guess it’s time to tell the story and stop stalling. I’ll start out by saying My name is Carlie Winslow but my stripper name is Magic. Far from Carlie right. Before for all come at me I will say it was my choice to be a stripper and no one else.
I am what you consider a tomboy so why would anyone ever think I could be a stripper. Honestly I never gave that a chance in hell as a career option. I am about five feet, six inches tall. Unruly auburn hair and dark brown eyes boarder lining on red.
As for my body? I’ll give your the specs. Bust 34, Waist 30 and ass 37. Skin tone is the color of coffee caramel. I have nice shaped lips, I was told and what comes out of those lips sometimes would get me in a world of trouble.
It was in august when my friend Joseph and Michelle asked me to go out with them to a new club that opened up on I-19. At that time I would rather watch the sports channel then to go to the club.
Michelle was getting ready , putting on lip gloss then spraying some body spay that tends to choke me every time she used it. Joseph was just waiting on her, sitting on the couch.
Let me tell you about joseph he is what you would call Your eyes are playing tricks on you. He is your down home country boy. Hetero from the get go. Body thick from working on his uncles farm. Hair naturally body waved and the perfect suckable lips a man could have.
Then one day out of the blue he said “Carlie, Michelle I’m a porn star.”
I definatly did not believe him and Michelle was on hormone overdrive.
Joseph had sex with both male and female. He said honestly he likes both sexes equally. Till this day he has not shown me a film of his, but Michelle searched it out. She said that if she would have known what he had she would have givin him some in high school. Michelle is a horn dog.
Now back to me. They were getting ready to go out and Joseph looked at me and said,” If you do get up and change into something so you can come to the club. I’m going to put one of my films in.”
That had me jump up and grab a short shirt and sheer blouse set I was given as a gift. I pulled my hair into a manageable pony tail and put on sheer lip gloss.
Michelle wanted to add more. But I talked her out of it. We head out to the club and I realized it was a stripper bar. I wanted to run. They refused to let me go. My heart was pounding because I did not feel right being there. The music was great and once we sat down. I did not feel so nervous.
As the night went on I had a couple of drinks. Michelle said I had at least four drinks and five shots. The rest of the night was a blurr but Michelle and Joseph filled me in.
I was dancing on the stage with the girls and the owner asked me to go the back room to audition. Joseph said he was laughing so hard that he almost pissed himself and Michelle was laughing just as hard. They said I was so upset that they were laughing that I went to the back room and danced for the man.
I must have impressed him because he afford me a job if I wanted one. At that point Joseph and Michelle dragged me out the club and took me home.
Now I’M going to skip a few days because nothing interesting happened after that. It was a Thursday night when I received a phone call from August. I do not know an august. so I answered it to say It’s the wrong number. When a voice so deep and sexy asked for me by name. I almost came on myself.
“Hello Carlie I was wondering if you were interested in dancing at the club.”
I was so embarrassed because I was just going by what my friends told me what happened. They did not tell me that I went in the back with him and took my cloths off. I almost died. I must have said something funny because he chuckled.
“Listen you dance decently and your body is toned and would drive any mans dick to salute. If you decide to dance come in fill out the paper work and we can get you going as soon as that night.”
He didn’t wait for a good bye he just hung up. I sat there with no words coming out thinking, ‘I took my cloths off to a complete stranger. A stranger who voice is sexy as hell.’
I called Joseph and confronted him about me being left alone with a stranger to take my cloths off. He told me I was so combative that they just let me do it. The guy was on the up and up. that when he spilled the beans that he was in the room too.
I was going to die. Joseph said that if she did decide to do it that he would definatly be a customer. I stopped speaking to Joseph. Michelle was on my shit list and I decided to forget about the club., Until I was told my mom was in an accident and they had to keep her in the hospital under medically induced coma.
Do you know how much all that costs? So you guessed it. I went to the club and danced.
Hi all this is the intro to the story. It is a three part story and the third part is going to get graphic. Please comment and follow.
The Beginning In the beginning there was no light as you all were told and read in your ancient texts. My beginning was dim with swirls of muted color. With human eyes the colors would have seemed as bright as a glittering drop of dew resting on a crystal in the sun. To us it was perfect. I came into real consciousness when I reached the age of 50. Which is considered midlife in your society but it is considered teenager or pre-adulthood. What came before is irrelevant to the story. I recall everything started on the third rise of the forth planet. I had awaken with so many things I had to accomplish for the day. I recalled this because in hind sight I only gotten two things accomplished that day. My family are the line of YUN. There are ten prestigious lines in our world. The YUN were still considered new money as you would say since we rose in standings only two millennia’s ago. Then there are the Cur, The Ghyn, The Ju, The Ove, The Cace, The Abro, The Lini, The Ney, and The Anvi. It is very important that I tell you these lines so you will be able to follow what had occurred. I had risen, Thrown on my cloths; which is called a toga in your history books; and ran to the communal bath. Atache and Skets were already there playing around instead of getting clean. I did not have time for the brother’s foolishness. “Hey Comi, you’re early today.” Said Sket as he turned towards me. “I have things to do Sket’s. So I have to hurry.” Atache turned baring his radiant skin on his adolescent throat. At the time I did not pay any attention to his preening. I never imagined myself to be attached to anyone until I reached full second cycle of adulthood at 200. So he wasted his preening on me. Besides he was like a brother to me and I could never see him as anything else. “Do you want company?” “Actually, No. I need to do this on my own. Greetings Atache since you seem like you cannot greet me.” “I can greet you but you were talking to Sket. Greetings Comi.” “It sounds juicy Comi, tell us where you are going.” I gave sket’s a look that would have made any servant bow down their heads in shame. Since Sket’s and Atache are from the Lini line, they do not bow down to females ever. Even though we hold the same status in society. Sket and Atache look almost identical even though Atache is older. There personalities were fairly similar except that Atache has a seriousness to him that made him seem older than everyone. My attention drew to Atache. He had grown a bit and gained mass lately. His hair had grown a little longer and the Lini streak of cornelian was becoming prominent at the right side of his head within his cornflower hair. His eyes were becoming brighter as well. He continued to cleanse himself turned away from me. I could not figure out when he started to change around me. We were very close. So close, we even tasted each other life force when we were younger. I rushed to get cleaned up and leave the two brother’s to clean themselves. As humans the first question your mind had probably popped up was, “are you naked?” Of course we were unclothed while cleansing. We do not start having communal baths until we are close to our first adult cycle at 100 or 95 years of age. Come to think of it Atache was coming into his first adult cycle then. As I ran out of the baths I kept my plans to myself. It was quite important at the time. After living several life times, I see it was not important at all.
I hope you are enjoying part 2 of the Seven deaths. Please comment and Star. Telling a friend is the greatest form of flatter. Until next we meet. Fia
So the story I just started call How many times must I die. Will be changed to Seven Deaths. It suits the story line better. Also you will see that I posts different pics of the character and you may get confused as to why I switch the main character looks. That will be explained as well in the story.
As for The Call of the Dhampir I am at the mid to end point of that story so do not worry I did not drop the ball. It is taking time to figure out where everyone will end up.
As always I do love feed backs and star if you like what I have written. Other surprises will be announced. I am so excited.
Until next we meet. Keep it burning. (I do not own picture)
Hello to all my fire starters out there. I am sorry that I have left you so long that the fire has died down to ash. Let’s throw some new longs on the fire shall we. Fia is ready to set it a blaze.
Q: Fia I hope you have not permantly stopped with your site. Here is my Q that needs your A urgently. My problem is Dryness. Yes I am so dry when I has sex with my friend that I have to have lube. Now just recently I had oral sex with another friend of mine. (Which his/her tongue should be length checked) I was sooo wet he said it was more than a mouth full. WTF? I am confused help.
A: How long is that tongue honey? Got me wondering. Here is what I think is happening. The first guy is on go with out trying to push your button to see if your ready. Forplay is the BEST play. It sends the signals that you are about to get it on, get it poppin, get something. Now there are people who have a depleated estrogen supply and that has to be brought to your doctor’s attention but if it’s whamo and your as dry as burnt toast it’s not cute. Your gonna get hurt and emotionally it does not make you feel like your worth his time to get you aroused. You need to talk to him and see what is his/her problem?
Q: How contageous is Herpies?
Q: I went out on a casual dinner with a friend and I was not looking to have anything go further than that. It was nice so I gave the person my number. Now the person will not stop calling me. How can I let this person down nice?
A: First why did you give your number? Everyone gives out fake numbers and you had to be the honest one. Just be truthful. You had a good time but that was it you do not want anything more and please loose your number. Then block this person’s number. (Hopefully it was a cell phone number.)
Q: Please take this seriously even though I know it’s funny as hell. I was with my girl and my back went out when I was on top so I pulled out . My girl said it was ok and proceeded to take out a vibrator to finish what we started. Now I am a fair nice size but her sh– was huge. I am feeling some kind of way. Should I just leave it alone or confront her about it?
A: Your back went out? Wooo. What is bothering you? The fact she had a vibrator or that it was huge? Talk to her about it but don’t confront her. Your her man not her father. If she is still having sex with you then you are satisfying her or she would be having a talk with you.
So I hope the fire is blazzzzing. If you have any questions you want answered and do not want to post it publicly here. Please email me at email@example.com. Until next time keep it lit.
Adorjan stood before the gate with the three locks. It was rusted and foliage had over grown all around it. Ukr stood his distance so Adorjan can have space to figure out the first obstacles.
It should not be hard he thought. He needed to find the key first and then figure out which one it would fit in too. He started to look around on the ground. Move little rocks and pushed the bushes to the side. Still he could not find the key.
This was not going to be as simple as that he thought he Staring at the door he noticed that one of the key holes was designed differently. It looked similar to canine teeth. He reached out and glided his finger across it. He felt a sharp pain before pulling his finger back.
There was two holes on the pad of his finger that was pooling with his blood. He was tempted to put his finger in his mouth to suck his blood but the key whole looked as if it wanted the blood that was coming from his finger.
Adorjan dripped some blood down the face of it and he heard a bolt unlock. So his blood was the key to opening the door. The door creaked open as all heavy old doors do when they were not maintained.
He looked back at okr and nodded his head to let him know he was going to continue. Once Adorjan entered the deathly dark tunnel he had gotten a scent of spoiled eggs.
“What could possibly give off that smell?” He whispered to himself. He moved further in and the sides of the tunnel lite up with blue fire. He never seen blue fire before. How was it created was definatly unnatural.
He moved further down the tunnel only to step in a gelatinous muck on the ground. It gave off the smell of rotting eggs. He looked around to discover skin that was sheaded off a beings body.
He continued to walk further in. A low murmuring was just a head. He had not weapon to fight what could out to greet him. Further, and further in he went the sound became louder and louder.
He came upon a room. The room had a large animal sleeping in the center of it. Adorjan decided to try to get around it to get to the other tunnel opening behind it. The animal opened it’s eyes.
Adojan froze. The eyes was clear as glass. The beast stood. It was fifteen feet in height and it’s fangs were a foot long. The skin reminded him of the lizard that roamed around in the woods but it’s head resembled a cat. It was the most horrific looking animal that was ever created. But the question is how to get past the beast without getting those teeth sunk into him.
As the party waned and the guest left. She could not stop thinking of her betroth. He was attractive, playful, seductive and brutally honest. Could she be able to satisfy such a man?
She had a lot to think about but not tonight. She decided to enjoy what was left of the feast ivies.
“Are you happy with you match?” That was the most Makalo said to her all evening. It did look like he really wanted her input.
“Well whether I like it or not I will become his wife.”
“You are correct.”
She wanted to storm off but that would make the family look awful.
“He is suitable.”
“That is good. I will be leaving you to attend to the rest of the guest. You are old enough to handle this.”
She was stunned that he would do such a thing. But he turned and left. This was a test. She can not fail at.
Sorry for the long wait. I have so many longs on the fire it takes time to get to all of them. Please like and follow if you are enjoying the story. Until next time this is Fia saying keep the fires burning.
The night went on with everyone watching and whispering about Jaqueline and Bran. the couple looked compatible but are they really only time will tell.
“So now you know who I am, does that change your view of me?”
Jaqueline gave him a slight smile and thought out what she wanted to say, instead of talking in the heat of the moment.
“The view I have of you is pleasing to the eye but the keeping of important information has tainted the vision a bit.”
He was impressed by what she said. There was more to Jaquelin than he anticipated. He decided to see if this is for show. They are now engaged and the crowd would understand if they stepped out of their prying eyes for a bit.
He made sure it was alright with Makalo before escorting her to his study to get to know her a bit.
Jaqueline steadied her breathing to show she was in control of her self. She had to admit that he was definatly affecting her womanly parts in a way that is not proper. She really did not care mind you. She was willing to give herself away a day or two ago. Now she was glad that her father had rudly interrupted.
“So what must I do to clear your vision of me, Jaqueline?”
“So you bring me into my father study to clear the view? Well a keeper of secrets is not going to clear it up. So is there any secrets you would like to tell.”
“Oh so I must spill a little blood and you get to keep all yours.” He said smiling at her as he sat on the lounge.
“Well what is it you would like to know about me?”
“I know the basics. You were sheltered from vampiric life. You were given blood and never hunted for it. Your innocents is palatable. What I want to know is what goes through your mind as you drink blood that is handed to you?”
“Do you crave the hunt? Do you want to take those pretty little fangs and sink them into supple skin or taunt skin?”
“If your inquiring do I prefer my own sex instead of the male. Well I am on the fence with that. Like you said I am sheltered and not quit sure what I stir too. Wouldn’t that cause a problem if I crave my sex instead of yours?”
“On the contrary.”
Jaqueline looked at him questioningly. “You prefer both?”
Bran smiled and gave a nod. “But that is only for blood letting. I do crave a female under, over, standing etc… me.”
Leaving off what the etc… could be had her mind in all kinds of predicaments.
“So once we are married I should expect both sexes to go through our doors.”
“Not for a while. I am fascinated by you. I want you to taste me and lonely me for days.”
Everyone knew that blood and orgasms were connected and the fact he admitted to wanting to keep her in orgasmic bliss caused her fangs to ache.
“So is that clear enough for you Jaquelin? You know what I want at least between us.”
Ever since Adorjan and Creya had gotten together it was starting to get on Leo’s nerves.
Ukr with held the information of where to locate the crimson light. The three of them stayed of three days before Leo’s temper took hold.
“Listen Ukr we have stayed here. Eaten your food and kept you company. Now we need to know where the Crimson light is. Time is ticking and the boys life is at stake.”
Adorjan hated the fact he called him a boy. But was he not acting like one by not answering him?
Ukr sat in his seat reading old parchments that seemed as if it wanted to disintegrate.
“I can not tell you how to get the Crimson light. I will tell you were you can locate it.”
“Well that ‘s better than nothing.” Leo said as he walked closer to the old man.
“You, Adorjan must go to the cave at the north east of my home. there you will see a gate. On the gate is three locks. You must figure the puzzle of the locks to open the gate.
Once inside the ground will guide you. You must not take a step because once you take that step it will guide you to a place that you will never be seen again.
Once it takes you to the room. A question will be asked and a decision must be made. You decide right you will have it. You decide wrong it will have you.”
Ukr closed the parchment and placed it beside him.
“You two will have to stay here.”
Creya did not like this news but she knew when things deviate from the path things go wrong.
“When does he go?” She asked
“He can levee now if he wishes.”
“Go Dammit. I’ll occupy Creya while your gone.” Leo said as he glared at her.
“What? Like hell you will.”
Ukr stood knowing the vampire was only teasing Adorjan but his emotions for the girl may cause a problem.
“Adorjan I will lead you part of the way.”
He nodded and looked at Creya. The last few days he had become attached to her and he could not see himself with out her. He leaned over and gave her a kiss good bye.
“Just go and hurry it up.” Leo announced.
Once they were out of the house Ukr felt he needed to impart information that may help.
“Listen you must keep your emotions in check. I know magic and this is old magic. Stronger than I ever encountered. You need to stay focus and do what must be done.”
“I will get the Crimson Light.”
“Either way your life depends on it.”
Adorjan looked at the man and knew he was either going to die getting it or die defending himself from Abella.
Hello fire starters it’s has been awhile with the cast and crew of The Call of the Dhampir. I hope your enjoying it so far. please like and subscribe and comment. Until next time let the fires keep burning.
Welcome my fire starters. It has been a bit and I am sure the fires had died down quite a bit. Let’s get it roaring shall we.
Q) My friends have been complaining that I put too much makeup on my lips. They say that I am not fooling any one and if I am that self conscious about it I could get plastic surgery to get them smaller. What do you think?
A) Are you sitting down? I am not going to sugar coat this answer at all.
Enjoy those lips. You heard right. Enjoy and celebrate that you have them. Every man is fantasying how those lips feel around his dick. Plain and simple. They watch the way you talk and eat and drink. Thinking “she/he can suck the hell out my dick.” Why mask it? You want them to look, you want those thin lip people to envy. No collagen was necessary, just genetics.
Q) I feel like the world is against me. I moved up in my company quick and I honestly did work to hard for it. (Photographic memory). I tried to have a simple conversation in the lunch room with a couple of people and they looked at me as if I was a piece of shit. What can I do to let them see the real me?
A) Here is the answer. Nothing! there is nothing you can do to make anyone like you. You can get them to respect you though. there has to be something at work that shows them that you earned your position. The whole world is not against you. Just that small world at your job is. Leave that planet and go home. At the end of the day you do not have to see them again until nine o’clock the next day.
Q) I don’t want to talk my friends about this because they would definatly look at me like I am crazy. So I had sex last night for the first time. I honestly did not enjoy it. It was uncomfortable and I was to nervous. My question is do all women enjoy it?
A) Nope. Only the chosen enjoy their first rodeo. Look I gather you were nervous and there was nothing he was gong to do to you, that you had not read or heard your friends talk about. Some people feel slight pain and some feel nothing at all. The build up is very important. If fear is involved with the build up, then no you are not going to enjoy it. If he was out for himself ,no your not going to enjoy it. If your mind is not in the moment and it’s wondering off. Your not going to enjoy it. If you have clitoral orgasms. Tell him to play with it while he’s getting his. That will help you enjoy it, because I did not read anywhere that you had an orgasm in that sexual experience. The next time should be better, if your ready for it.
Q) I read these books on how to give good oral sex and honestly my jaw hurts. How do you over come that?
A) Practice, practice, practice. lol. Take a zucchini make it cold and suck on that until it warms up. then move to a banana suck on that twirl your tongue around it enjoy the texture. Advance to a thick cucumber. The whole thing is conditioning the jaw. Now guys you need to start drinking from some juice boxes, suck on popsicle sticks and if your woman has a puffy pussy, a small water melon will do . Cut it in half and suck until you took all the seeds out (please spit the seeds out). In between remember to breath. Please do not stop breathing. (Don’t use grapefruit or lemons if your lips are chapped it’s gonna burn.)Please, please do not stop breathing.
So I have set the blaze. Tell me what your think. Do you have a better technique? Let me know. Comment like and subscribe. Tell a friend. Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org for advice. Until next we me. Keep it burning. Fia xoxox