Hey Fia, how’s it going?

oh, it’s going really well. The party is jumping, and I’m just getting myself together.

I can see that you are getting yourself together, but for whom?

My date of course. He should be here in a matter of minutes.

He’s not at the party already?

I mean, he’s going to be in this bathroom in a matter of minutes.

He’s going to be in the ladies room?

Yep, you’re going to get kicked out, and he’s gonna come in and now getting ready.

(Pulling out the ChapStick)
(Lifting leg onto the marble sink)

Isn’t that a ChapStick? What are you doing with that?

This is not ChapStick honey, this is something I made special for what’s going to happen in a few minutes

Fia it looks like ChapStick. What are you talking about?

This is Pussy Sweet

That’s what?

I told you I created it and it’s called Pussy Sweet. It’s a ChapStick for the lips down there.

What would you need ChapStick for the lips down there, is it chapped?

Of course not but I want a little flavor down there.

Natural is the best right?

If natural’s the best, why are there so many preservatives and everything to make it taste so good?

Oh my God, girl you made ChapStick for your Pussy.

Yep, and it’s called Fiaserry

You named the pussy ChapStick Fiaberry?

Girl, the flavor is called Fiaberry. It’s all-natural, with some preservatives. If he does it right, he’ll get a little protein at the end, you know.

Every Friday, you come up with something new, and this is over the top. We’re at a party. You’re kicking me out of the lady’s room in about how many minutes I got?

Two minutes

You’re kicking me out of the lady’ restroom. You’re swiping the ChapStick on your lips in front of me as if I want to see your pussy. Not that it’s bad looking but I already have a date.

Yeah, it does look good. I had one of those, you know, waxing. He’s going to taste sweet Berry Fia with no resistance.

OK, I am out of here. Tell me how it works. If it works well, I’m going to order one from you.

Of course, I plan to have him as a pleased customer on the website. Now get out cause I hear the door opening.

(It’s Friday. I hope you like. Taking ChapStick orders in the Dm’s: This is a joke, Maybe)