Welcome to my restaurant. Please feel free to enjoy this delicious food. I am at your service. Let me tell you the chef’s special.

Beginning of the meal

Appetizer.

Deviled eggs.

The texture is firm and smooth.

Next

Pallet cleanser

White wine. It’s dry yet satisfying.

First course

It has to be moist and flavorful.

It should awaken every atom of your being.

Criadillas

Once on your tongue we cannot stop the moan that will escape your lips.

Main Course

Caldo de Cardan

Served in a warm soup. Swallowed whole or taken bit by bit.

By the look of your mouth, you’ll be able to take it deep and swallow.

Desert

Well, let’s just say I am here to serve. Do you have a sweet tooth?

( Criadillas is stuffed testicles and Caldo de Cardan is Bolivian Bull Penis. Interesting meal wouldn’t you agree? Fia xoxo)