Wicked Wednesday

It’s Wicked Wednesday people. The questions are lit,(literally) Lets begin shall we

Q: Fia my husband has made the announcement that he is going to cook thanks giving turkey this year. Fia I love this man but he can not cook. The food ends up bland and burnt. We are having people from his job over and I don’t want him to be the butt of their jokes. How can I convince him that it would be a bad idea?

A: Honestly at this moment time is of the essence. Tell him you want him to do a trial run with Cornish hens. When he sees that the birds did not come out right it may change his mind. If that does not work put your foot down and say You always take if the turkey and this year is no different. Or pull out the tears. Guilt him to change his mind.

Q: I am going to my cousin’s house for thanks giving. That’s not the issue. The issue is my cousin has this cat and her house smells of cat and I can not breath in her house. I told her that I may not come and she laid a guilt trip on me so thick, I got a headache. Help me get out of this.

A: Desprite times calls for desprite measures. Bring in the big guns. Call your mother and tell her you are not feeling well and you need to get rest. If she said that you can get rest there. You counter by saying that your doctor said you need to stay home because it sounds as if you were at the beginning stages of a respiratory virus. Since your cousin has the cat it would aggravate the situation. Hope that helps.

Q: I was invited to the screening of my best friends off-Broadway play. Here is the problem. I don’t want to go. If it’s bad I’ll tell her it’s bad. If it’s good I’ll tell her it’s good. If I feel it should never have gone to theater I would tell her. I don’t want to lose a friend. What do you think?

A: I think you should go. If your that close she may want that honesty from you. If she doesn’t speak to you again, she was never really a friend right? So my opinion go. You never know it might be the best thing you’ve ever seen.

If you have any question please feel free to ask me at fianaturie1@gmail.com. All are welcomed.

Wicked Wednesday (All About the Skin)

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Hello my fire starters and we have excellent questions to answer today. The type of questions that make you scratch your head and say “Ummmm”. So here we go.

Q: Hi fia, I have been using this hair product my cousin made at home to help thicken my hair. I have very thin hair. Not only is it not thinking up my hair but I see a bald patch. What should I do? Tell her that her stuff made my hair fall out.

A: First stop using the product. Secondly, go to your doctor so they can do a blood test on you to see if your levels are where they should be. If they then go see and dermatologist that specializes in scalp issues. Depending on how it is falling out you could be going through male pattern baldness or alopecia. I am not a doctor but I will always direct you in seeing one if the problem sounds severe.

Q: My husband only wants to have sex from behind. It just started recently. Should I be concerned?

A: The question is has he developed a new kink. As people get older what they used to like may change. Also, has he gained weight? he may not want to suffocate you. The best answer is to ask what’s the deal and do not be confrontational about it. It may be as simple as you respond more from getting from the back than the front.

Q:   I went to the doctor today because my girl scraped the skin off my dick with her teeth. At first, I was ignoring it but then it was getting red, hot and swollen. Turns out I was getting a topical infection. Should I let her know? I mean women can become crazy when you accuse them of something.

A: LET HER KNOW. That your dick. It could have been more serious. She may get upset and embarrassed but let her know.

That’s it for today my fire starters. Until next time keep the fires burning. Any questions you want to be answered please email at fianaturie1@gmail.com.

Wicked Wednesday

untitledHello my fire starters. So have you been keeping the fires burning or at least that match? Let’s set things a flame shall we.

Q: Fia what age is too old the get circumcised? My girl has been nagging me to get it done. But I think it’s unnecessary.

A: Well let’s just say if you’re a religious man. They circumcised grown men to show their faith. Now if you not religious, here is the skinny. If you are not keeping up proper maintenance with the sheath of your sword. Cut it off. For her to continually keep asking you, there must be a reason other than visual stimulation. So if your girl is that important to you maybe you should do as she ask. For you to ask me I feel like your teetering and just wanted someone else to tell you what to do. In the end it is up to you.

Q: So I went into a vape shop and I was asked if I’m a call girl. All I wanted was to get my fix and relax. Should I inform the shop owners of what’s going on? (Fuming!)

A: Yes. Tell the shop owner. Can you imagine if you would have said yes. It could be a sting operation to see if the place is legit or the guy/girl could have other things in store for you. Like front page in store. So I would be very careful.

Q: Fia my question is, how would you say tactfully that you would like for your husband’s family to leave. They have been staying over for a while and I was told it was only going to be for a few days. It’s already a week and two days.

A: There is no tactful way of saying “Get Out.” Talk to your husband and find out what is going on. Then have him to tell it’s time to leave. Why should it be you. It’s his family after all. But be prepared for some anger to go your way. No avoiding it.

That all for now my fire starters. If you have any questions please feel free to email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com. I welcome all comments. Until next time keep the fire stoked.

XOXO

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Advice for Newbie Writer’s by Fia

When it’s raining coal, light the bitch up!

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So many of you think I am crazy as hell, or at least funny. But that advice hold true. Any artistic move you make in life, you’re going to go through a struggle. There are times you are going to doubt your self and just walk away.

There is nothing wrong with walking away just as long as it is not permanent. If writing brings you joy. Then continue it even if it’s just for your self. Do not let anyone take what was given to you naturally and trample it.

Write, Write, Write and when you feel you have done the best you can do. Write something else. I hope this at least put some liter fluid on those coals.

Until next time keep the fire burning. I will have other announcements coming soon. Fia!

 

Wicked Wednesday

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Welcome back to Wicked Wednesday where the match is always lit. So let’s burn shall we.

Q: Fia I have been married for ten years now and I am still in love with my wife. What I am not in love with is the two piece bathing suit that she purchased over ten years ago. The woman does not see her body has changed over the years and the suit is not flattering nor will it survive another summer. How would you approach this? I am trying not to sleep on the couch.

A: Ooooo. You are going to sleep on the couch, my man. There is no sensitive way to approach this. You can get mini scissors and cut a  string off the seam which will cause her to give up on it and buy a new one. You tell her flat-out it’s not flattering you are going to be fired from the bedroom.

Q: My friend said that she had sex with this random guy and she does not regret it. She should feel a little regret right? At least worried she may have caught something.

A: You can not put your hang up’s on her. She wants to play in risky behavior you can not stop her unless she’s young and he’s way too old for her. Then it’s time to sound the alarm. But if she’s an adult, you can not tell her what to do. Eventually she’ll stop on her own or she’ll get a scare that will stop her.

Q: Topic is moisture. Too much moisture. After having sex with my partner I will actually leave a puddle behind. At first he was like yeah that’s right. Now he’s asking is something wrong. Is it bad that I produce too much fluid?

A: It is not bad unless you want to have children. You may flood those little guys out. Some woman just produce a large quantity of vaginal fluid when aroused. If you are concerned you can go to the gyn and they can run a blood test to see if your levels are ok. Other than that tell him wear speedo’s and put a split in it, if he can’t handle the ocean that is you.

So that is it for today my fire starters. If you have any questions feel free to email me at fianaturie1@gmail .com. If you like please start and subscribe. Love to hear from you. Until next time keep the fire burning. xoxox

Wicked Wednesday( a bit graphic today)

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Hello my fire starters. How are feeling today. Well let’s get the match struck shall we.

Q: Fia my ex man has just popped up out of no where and tried to put the moves on me. Now I have been with my current man for three years and things are pretty good. It’s just weird that he thinks we could pick up where we left off. Don’t you think?

A: Nope, it’s not weird at all. The man remembers how the pussy felt. He wants that around him again, you feel me? You brought up your current man why? You are not taking him up on his offer but you did think on it. Especially since you stated, “things are pretty good.” Was your ex better at it? Your asking fia’s opinion on something that is not going to happen or do you want fia to give you permission to let it happen? You are your own person. Do what is right for you.

Q: Do you remember that movie when the mom walked in on her son getting a blow job? Well what do you do when you walk in on your daughter giving a blow job? I mean Holy hell.

A: I personally would walk in embarrass them both and screamed at her like she just committed murder. Now if she is grown, she should know better not to do it at mom/dad place. Grown people do at time slip up, but she would at least lock the door. Hormones kinda get over ridden by common sense, if she’s young like those kids in the movie. Your parenting judgement has to proceed. Did you tell her father and if so is the boy alright?

Q: I am a single father raising a girl. She just gotten her period and I almost flipped out. I called my girlfriend at the time to help me out with this. Her mother is not in her life before you asked. Now here is the thing. I went to get her some pads. There are too damn many to choose from. So I pick a few. I went to the register and the woman had a hard time ringing it up. Why? It is always the case when you buy personal products. Even condoms the register never rings up. Why?

A: I think they were pranking you. It does happen but I  agree that it always happen when you buy something personal. You can write a grievance to the store manager to fix this. But honestly it’s not the first time it happened and it wont be the last. On a positive note. Congrats now you have a young woman to contend with. Watch those pheromones, boys will be buzzing around.

Well I felt the fire today. Any questions you would like to ask please feel free to email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com. If you like please star. Until we meet again keep it burning.xoxox

Wicked Wednesday

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OMG is it hot in here or what. The temperature rises and so does the questions. Let’s burn together shall we.

Q: Well hello fia. I have to say I enjoy the advice that you give for free on this site. Now here is my question. Smells. Not only do I have to deal with odors from strangers which I am amazed they do smell but to be next to a family member whose odor can burn your eye brows right off your face. Help. How would you approach that tactfully without being cruel?

A: Ewwwww weeeee. There is no tactful way of saying you stink. “Your deodorant walk out on you? Showers are really not your thing huh? I smell you every where you’ve been.” See there is no tactful way. But the thing is, it is your family member so you should be able to take them aside and say they smell if it’s that bad. It could possibly be a disorder of the sebaceous glands. Sorry could not be more help.

Q: I have a friend who monopolizes the conversation even though she is not part of  it. I need her to stop and advice.

A: Yes, every time she insinuates her voice in something that has nothing to do with her. All of you stop speaking. Then you say, “Sam it time for you to stop putting your comments in when no one ask you, it’s a bad habit you have. I am not trying to be mean but you do it often and it is really becoming annoying for all of us.” She/he may be made for a bit but eventually they will get over it and break that habit.

Q: Hi fia, I went to the doctor to get a skin tag removed. I get many of them and I get them removed with no problems. My doctor has in formed me that I could have skin cancer because of this spot she noticed out of the blue. She wants to biopsy it. My question is should I get a second opinion? I don’t want to have a biopsy to find out it’s just how my skin is. What do you think?

A: Hello, here is the answer. You can get a second opinion. But if both agree have the biopsy. I am not a doctor but I know it is not something to play with. If it’s nothing count your blessings and if it’s something get treatment to stop it. I hope it is good news.

Here’s the Burn. What am I Up to?

 

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Hello my fire starters. So I have been a little lax on Talia and Julius due to the fact I have been getting my book ready for you to enjoy.

This book will have four erotic tales that is sure to live up to the Fia Naturie’s standards of  hotness.

Of course you will all get a chance to purchase it once it becomes available. With that being announced. I will show what the hundredth follower will be receiving soon. So keep those eye’s open for what is to come.

Until next burn. Fia xoxox

Wicked Wednesday

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Hello my fabulous fire starter. I have picked out a few questions that deal with sensitivity. Doesn’t sound like it could be a burner but the match has been lit ladies and gents.

Q: Fia, so I have been trying to figure out a way, to nicely tell my girl that nothing she does increases the sensitivity to my nipples. I know some men get turned on to get them sucked on. But I am not one of them. How would you tell her?

A: Well she seemed to take this on as a mission hugh? Tell her like this, ” Babe you know when I suck on you and nibble and you let out the little noise you do. I do not get that same feeling and even though you have been really trying to get me turned on by it, it’s not working. So why don’t we not do that any more?” You are not the only man that has no sensitivity around the nipple.

Q: I have been noticing that there has been an increase of people on you tube (male) on how to get and keep your man. I can see that some advice is cool but not sure I am a believer. Would you take there advice?

A: I have an open mind and I would listen. You are the one who has to choose whether or not to take the advice. Just like my blog. Freedom to choose is your prerogative.

Q: My girl wants to try more experimenting in the bedroom. I just feel that the things she wants is not sexually appealing to me. I can not see her tired up. It conjures the image of rape. Sick right. Should I tell her flat out no and loose her because I know she wants more.

A: Listen being daring in the bedroom is perfectly normal. If tying your woman up reminds you of rape, I would suggest you go speak to some one. Maybe you were traumatized and you didn’t realize how much it affected you. You could have watched something in a movie perhaps when you were too young to realize that it was not real or you over heard something and it has scared you a bit. Nothing is wrong with seeking one on one help. (Sex therapist preferably)

Q: Ever since my divorce, I have had, quite a few sexual partners that I am not committed to. And I had no sexual problems. Now, I am seeing this woman, who I feeling more of a possibility of commitment for, and I can not seem to get aroused. What is going on? Is it Viagra time. I am only thirty four.

A: So the stallion is ready to go into the corral hugh. So here is the deal. The fact that you are thinking she is the one, the more your body is giving you negative feed back. No commitment positive, commitment negative. What ever happened between you and your ex has done a number on your psyche and all the sexual partners you had did not heal you. Viagra is a quick fix for now, but it is not the gold at the end of your rainbow.

Usually fear is the root to this evil. You just have to find out what exactly you are afraid of. Again I suggest therapy. (Sex Therapist)

So fire starters have I kept this fire burning? If you have a question please feel free to email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com. Until we burn again. Keep the fires lit.

W.T. FIRE IS THIS? A Gift?

imagesAKYZOPPAHello my fire starters. So I have some wonderful new for my 100th follower who ever that may be. There is a gift coming your way.

What can it be, your thinking and I say wouldn’t you like to know. Haha. Just think about who I am. What can I possibly give my 100th follower that has a bit of sensual fire to it? Hugh.

On that note I am at my 81st follower as of today and I want to thank each and every one of you.

You may feel that it’s not fair. But not to worry I will have other surprises in the works my lovelies. So Until Wednesday. Keep the fire burning.

Fia