Hello to all my fire burners out in the web verse. I have to drop a little knowledge out there to all of the young who have just started on there sexual journey’s so to speak.
Yes, fia is back and we are going to first talk to the young ladies out there. After you have reached that height that that special someone has taken you. (male) It would behove you to go to the bathroom and try to pee. Yes! let me tell you why. If you don’t get that creamy, pearlesant, coconut water out of you and in that bowl. It will come out on it’s own.
It will come out on it’s own and at the worst possible time. It will make you feel like you need an adult diaper! Get that out.
Now gents I know you want to be the beast in the bed room but trim the jungle down, run a comb through it and please make it smell pleasing. We like it to temp us not only by sight and feel but by scent. It will be greatly appreciated.
It is nothing worse than getting choked out by a stray hair. Not matter how far it can be taken down.
Now for those out there who pleasure them selves or who have a partner who uses toys to pleasure you. Hygiene, Hygiene, Hygiene. clean it first and after. You can inadvertently give your self a yeast infection. It does happen. Other wise go for it and can I say one more thing. There is a reason why there is a cervix and penises are the size they are. You shoving the toy so far up that it feel as if your cerix just went twenty rounds is not ok. It’s Painful. You can’t ice it twenty four seven you get me. The penis hits it but it’s not plastic. They can bruise it a bit, but not to the point that you should call 911 vagina alert.
That is it for my Twisted Thursday, Fia edition. please comment and subscribe. Until next we meet keep it burning.
Hello my fire starters, how have you been? Is the ambers still lit? Well lets get the fire back up shall we.
Hi fia I wanted to know when is the right time to say I quit my new years resolution. My body is not taking the gym well and I am hungry for the so called “Junk Food.” I’m ready to give up.
Well hello to you. You can give it up any time you want. So your ass may jiggle from all the Ho-ho and chilly cheese fries you consume. So what that you don’t come close to those models that are curvy but still looks like they do a little something to keep those curves right. Yeah who cares that your squeezing into a top you just bought a month ago. You go do you boo,boo. That’s what you wanted to hear right? The only one who this is affecting is you. You made this resolution for a reason. Reevaluate it and try again. you my have had unrealistic goals. Try again. (Tough Love)
I am writing this because I wanted to have a straight forward answer. All jokes aside. I was told that I lost something in the bed room and I don’t get what she is talking about. I’m still working it the same. What’s that about?
Okay you want no jokes. If you have been with this woman for a while you may have fallen into a sexual “replay” mode. You do the same technique every time. Try to mix things up. She may want to be taken in a non conventual way. Meaning not always in the bedroom. Take her out. Not a hotel, you get what I mean? Try to think back on fantasies you had when you were younger. She may be up for it. Try.
I am Forty! Yay. I am single and I want to make myself more available. I have no children and not looking to have any. Any thought?
Okay since you did not write if your a male or female I will go with a he/she answer. At forty you can go for the friends invites to dinner parties. Go to the all white attire parties there is always someone there wanting to hook up. But you must be open without being to free to do everything. At forty you know what you like and keep to your own standards at the same time be safe and enjoy life.
Okay that is the three fire burners I have for you this week. We shall see what you send in next week at firstname.lastname@example.org. Until then keep stoking the fires. Fia xoxox
Welcome Fire starters and Happy New Year. sorry I have been away to long but I see you have kept the questions flowing. Before I start I wanted to answer a question that I was given with this, I do not comment on race, religion or politics. This particular question dealt with politics and I decline to answer due to personal reasons. Now saying this why don’t we burn the roof off 2019 with these questions.
Q: Fia quick question. Is there a reason why men don’t cum quickly when getting a blow job?
A: Aren’t you in torment? Lol, Your jaw must be in agony. Well to answer this honestly there are several reasons. They may be good at holding back their orgasm as long as they could. They may have recently had sex and they are not so easily aroused enough to shoot quick and ask questions later. Or they may have a blockage that prevents them from coming quickly. There are those men who are quick as lightning and that aggravates their partners. So it’s just the roll of the dice what type of shooter you get.(wink)
Q: Why do the older generation call sex bumping “uglies?”
A: So people do not think the sexual organ is pleasing to the eye. So dubbed “Uglies”. I on the other hand do not share this view. It is supposed to arouse you to see how turned on by the thought of feeling you around them or inside them. I mean look at it this way if every body thought it was ugly why is everybody going down there to have a taste. We all eat with our eyes first. Yes?
Q: I have a habit of thrusting to hard in my girl to the point I see her bleed a little. I ask her if it’s too much but she tell me no. That’s definitely not normal right?
A: No it’s not normal to see blood. But if she is not telling you the truth that it’s hurting you may need to find out why. Or She may need to see a doctor. There maybe an underlying issue that she does not know herself that is causing the bleeding. If you trust what she said about it not too much for her to handle.
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It’s Wicked Wednesday people. The questions are lit,(literally) Lets begin shall we
Q: Fia my husband has made the announcement that he is going to cook thanks giving turkey this year. Fia I love this man but he can not cook. The food ends up bland and burnt. We are having people from his job over and I don’t want him to be the butt of their jokes. How can I convince him that it would be a bad idea?
A: Honestly at this moment time is of the essence. Tell him you want him to do a trial run with Cornish hens. When he sees that the birds did not come out right it may change his mind. If that does not work put your foot down and say You always take if the turkey and this year is no different. Or pull out the tears. Guilt him to change his mind.
Q: I am going to my cousin’s house for thanks giving. That’s not the issue. The issue is my cousin has this cat and her house smells of cat and I can not breath in her house. I told her that I may not come and she laid a guilt trip on me so thick, I got a headache. Help me get out of this.
A: Desprite times calls for desprite measures. Bring in the big guns. Call your mother and tell her you are not feeling well and you need to get rest. If she said that you can get rest there. You counter by saying that your doctor said you need to stay home because it sounds as if you were at the beginning stages of a respiratory virus. Since your cousin has the cat it would aggravate the situation. Hope that helps.
Q: I was invited to the screening of my best friends off-Broadway play. Here is the problem. I don’t want to go. If it’s bad I’ll tell her it’s bad. If it’s good I’ll tell her it’s good. If I feel it should never have gone to theater I would tell her. I don’t want to lose a friend. What do you think?
A: I think you should go. If your that close she may want that honesty from you. If she doesn’t speak to you again, she was never really a friend right? So my opinion go. You never know it might be the best thing you’ve ever seen.
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Hello my fire starters and we have excellent questions to answer today. The type of questions that make you scratch your head and say “Ummmm”. So here we go.
Q: Hi fia, I have been using this hair product my cousin made at home to help thicken my hair. I have very thin hair. Not only is it not thinking up my hair but I see a bald patch. What should I do? Tell her that her stuff made my hair fall out.
A: First stop using the product. Secondly, go to your doctor so they can do a blood test on you to see if your levels are where they should be. If they then go see and dermatologist that specializes in scalp issues. Depending on how it is falling out you could be going through male pattern baldness or alopecia. I am not a doctor but I will always direct you in seeing one if the problem sounds severe.
Q: My husband only wants to have sex from behind. It just started recently. Should I be concerned?
A: The question is has he developed a new kink. As people get older what they used to like may change. Also, has he gained weight? he may not want to suffocate you. The best answer is to ask what’s the deal and do not be confrontational about it. It may be as simple as you respond more from getting from the back than the front.
Q: I went to the doctor today because my girl scraped the skin off my dick with her teeth. At first, I was ignoring it but then it was getting red, hot and swollen. Turns out I was getting a topical infection. Should I let her know? I mean women can become crazy when you accuse them of something.
A: LET HER KNOW. That your dick. It could have been more serious. She may get upset and embarrassed but let her know.
That’s it for today my fire starters. Until next time keep the fires burning. Any questions you want to be answered please email at email@example.com.
Hello my fire starters. So have you been keeping the fires burning or at least that match? Let’s set things a flame shall we.
Q: Fia what age is too old the get circumcised? My girl has been nagging me to get it done. But I think it’s unnecessary.
A: Well let’s just say if you’re a religious man. They circumcised grown men to show their faith. Now if you not religious, here is the skinny. If you are not keeping up proper maintenance with the sheath of your sword. Cut it off. For her to continually keep asking you, there must be a reason other than visual stimulation. So if your girl is that important to you maybe you should do as she ask. For you to ask me I feel like your teetering and just wanted someone else to tell you what to do. In the end it is up to you.
Q: So I went into a vape shop and I was asked if I’m a call girl. All I wanted was to get my fix and relax. Should I inform the shop owners of what’s going on? (Fuming!)
A: Yes. Tell the shop owner. Can you imagine if you would have said yes. It could be a sting operation to see if the place is legit or the guy/girl could have other things in store for you. Like front page in store. So I would be very careful.
Q: Fia my question is, how would you say tactfully that you would like for your husband’s family to leave. They have been staying over for a while and I was told it was only going to be for a few days. It’s already a week and two days.
A: There is no tactful way of saying “Get Out.” Talk to your husband and find out what is going on. Then have him to tell it’s time to leave. Why should it be you. It’s his family after all. But be prepared for some anger to go your way. No avoiding it.
That all for now my fire starters. If you have any questions please feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I welcome all comments. Until next time keep the fire stoked.
So many of you think I am crazy as hell, or at least funny. But that advice hold true. Any artistic move you make in life, you’re going to go through a struggle. There are times you are going to doubt your self and just walk away.
There is nothing wrong with walking away just as long as it is not permanent. If writing brings you joy. Then continue it even if it’s just for your self. Do not let anyone take what was given to you naturally and trample it.
Write, Write, Write and when you feel you have done the best you can do. Write something else. I hope this at least put some liter fluid on those coals.
Until next time keep the fire burning. I will have other announcements coming soon. Fia!
Welcome back to Wicked Wednesday where the match is always lit. So let’s burn shall we.
Q: Fia I have been married for ten years now and I am still in love with my wife. What I am not in love with is the two piece bathing suit that she purchased over ten years ago. The woman does not see her body has changed over the years and the suit is not flattering nor will it survive another summer. How would you approach this? I am trying not to sleep on the couch.
A: Ooooo. You are going to sleep on the couch, my man. There is no sensitive way to approach this. You can get mini scissors and cut a string off the seam which will cause her to give up on it and buy a new one. You tell her flat-out it’s not flattering you are going to be fired from the bedroom.
Q: My friend said that she had sex with this random guy and she does not regret it. She should feel a little regret right? At least worried she may have caught something.
A: You can not put your hang up’s on her. She wants to play in risky behavior you can not stop her unless she’s young and he’s way too old for her. Then it’s time to sound the alarm. But if she’s an adult, you can not tell her what to do. Eventually she’ll stop on her own or she’ll get a scare that will stop her.
Q: Topic is moisture. Too much moisture. After having sex with my partner I will actually leave a puddle behind. At first he was like yeah that’s right. Now he’s asking is something wrong. Is it bad that I produce too much fluid?
A: It is not bad unless you want to have children. You may flood those little guys out. Some woman just produce a large quantity of vaginal fluid when aroused. If you are concerned you can go to the gyn and they can run a blood test to see if your levels are ok. Other than that tell him wear speedo’s and put a split in it, if he can’t handle the ocean that is you.
So that is it for today my fire starters. If you have any questions feel free to email me at fianaturie1@gmail .com. If you like please start and subscribe. Love to hear from you. Until next time keep the fire burning. xoxox
Hello my fire starters. How are feeling today. Well let’s get the match struck shall we.
Q: Fia my ex man has just popped up out of no where and tried to put the moves on me. Now I have been with my current man for three years and things are pretty good. It’s just weird that he thinks we could pick up where we left off. Don’t you think?
A: Nope, it’s not weird at all. The man remembers how the pussy felt. He wants that around him again, you feel me? You brought up your current man why? You are not taking him up on his offer but you did think on it. Especially since you stated, “things are pretty good.” Was your ex better at it? Your asking fia’s opinion on something that is not going to happen or do you want fia to give you permission to let it happen? You are your own person. Do what is right for you.
Q: Do you remember that movie when the mom walked in on her son getting a blow job? Well what do you do when you walk in on your daughter giving a blow job? I mean Holy hell.
A: I personally would walk in embarrass them both and screamed at her like she just committed murder. Now if she is grown, she should know better not to do it at mom/dad place. Grown people do at time slip up, but she would at least lock the door. Hormones kinda get over ridden by common sense, if she’s young like those kids in the movie. Your parenting judgement has to proceed. Did you tell her father and if so is the boy alright?
Q: I am a single father raising a girl. She just gotten her period and I almost flipped out. I called my girlfriend at the time to help me out with this. Her mother is not in her life before you asked. Now here is the thing. I went to get her some pads. There are too damn many to choose from. So I pick a few. I went to the register and the woman had a hard time ringing it up. Why? It is always the case when you buy personal products. Even condoms the register never rings up. Why?
A: I think they were pranking you. It does happen but I agree that it always happen when you buy something personal. You can write a grievance to the store manager to fix this. But honestly it’s not the first time it happened and it wont be the last. On a positive note. Congrats now you have a young woman to contend with. Watch those pheromones, boys will be buzzing around.
Well I felt the fire today. Any questions you would like to ask please feel free to email me at email@example.com. If you like please star. Until we meet again keep it burning.xoxox