Advice for Newbie Writer’s by Fia

When it’s raining coal, light the bitch up!

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So many of you think I am crazy as hell, or at least funny. But that advice hold true. Any artistic move you make in life, you’re going to go through a struggle. There are times you are going to doubt your self and just walk away.

There is nothing wrong with walking away just as long as it is not permanent. If writing brings you joy. Then continue it even if it’s just for your self. Do not let anyone take what was given to you naturally and trample it.

Write, Write, Write and when you feel you have done the best you can do. Write something else. I hope this at least put some liter fluid on those coals.

Until next time keep the fire burning. I will have other announcements coming soon. Fia!

 

Wicked Wednesday

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Welcome back to Wicked Wednesday where the match is always lit. So let’s burn shall we.

Q: Fia I have been married for ten years now and I am still in love with my wife. What I am not in love with is the two piece bathing suit that she purchased over ten years ago. The woman does not see her body has changed over the years and the suit is not flattering nor will it survive another summer. How would you approach this? I am trying not to sleep on the couch.

A: Ooooo. You are going to sleep on the couch, my man. There is no sensitive way to approach this. You can get mini scissors and cut a  string off the seam which will cause her to give up on it and buy a new one. You tell her flat-out it’s not flattering you are going to be fired from the bedroom.

Q: My friend said that she had sex with this random guy and she does not regret it. She should feel a little regret right? At least worried she may have caught something.

A: You can not put your hang up’s on her. She wants to play in risky behavior you can not stop her unless she’s young and he’s way too old for her. Then it’s time to sound the alarm. But if she’s an adult, you can not tell her what to do. Eventually she’ll stop on her own or she’ll get a scare that will stop her.

Q: Topic is moisture. Too much moisture. After having sex with my partner I will actually leave a puddle behind. At first he was like yeah that’s right. Now he’s asking is something wrong. Is it bad that I produce too much fluid?

A: It is not bad unless you want to have children. You may flood those little guys out. Some woman just produce a large quantity of vaginal fluid when aroused. If you are concerned you can go to the gyn and they can run a blood test to see if your levels are ok. Other than that tell him wear speedo’s and put a split in it, if he can’t handle the ocean that is you.

So that is it for today my fire starters. If you have any questions feel free to email me at fianaturie1@gmail .com. If you like please start and subscribe. Love to hear from you. Until next time keep the fire burning. xoxox

Wicked Wednesday( a bit graphic today)

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Hello my fire starters. How are feeling today. Well let’s get the match struck shall we.

Q: Fia my ex man has just popped up out of no where and tried to put the moves on me. Now I have been with my current man for three years and things are pretty good. It’s just weird that he thinks we could pick up where we left off. Don’t you think?

A: Nope, it’s not weird at all. The man remembers how the pussy felt. He wants that around him again, you feel me? You brought up your current man why? You are not taking him up on his offer but you did think on it. Especially since you stated, “things are pretty good.” Was your ex better at it? Your asking fia’s opinion on something that is not going to happen or do you want fia to give you permission to let it happen? You are your own person. Do what is right for you.

Q: Do you remember that movie when the mom walked in on her son getting a blow job? Well what do you do when you walk in on your daughter giving a blow job? I mean Holy hell.

A: I personally would walk in embarrass them both and screamed at her like she just committed murder. Now if she is grown, she should know better not to do it at mom/dad place. Grown people do at time slip up, but she would at least lock the door. Hormones kinda get over ridden by common sense, if she’s young like those kids in the movie. Your parenting judgement has to proceed. Did you tell her father and if so is the boy alright?

Q: I am a single father raising a girl. She just gotten her period and I almost flipped out. I called my girlfriend at the time to help me out with this. Her mother is not in her life before you asked. Now here is the thing. I went to get her some pads. There are too damn many to choose from. So I pick a few. I went to the register and the woman had a hard time ringing it up. Why? It is always the case when you buy personal products. Even condoms the register never rings up. Why?

A: I think they were pranking you. It does happen but I  agree that it always happen when you buy something personal. You can write a grievance to the store manager to fix this. But honestly it’s not the first time it happened and it wont be the last. On a positive note. Congrats now you have a young woman to contend with. Watch those pheromones, boys will be buzzing around.

Well I felt the fire today. Any questions you would like to ask please feel free to email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com. If you like please star. Until we meet again keep it burning.xoxox

Wicked Wednesday

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OMG is it hot in here or what. The temperature rises and so does the questions. Let’s burn together shall we.

Q: Well hello fia. I have to say I enjoy the advice that you give for free on this site. Now here is my question. Smells. Not only do I have to deal with odors from strangers which I am amazed they do smell but to be next to a family member whose odor can burn your eye brows right off your face. Help. How would you approach that tactfully without being cruel?

A: Ewwwww weeeee. There is no tactful way of saying you stink. “Your deodorant walk out on you? Showers are really not your thing huh? I smell you every where you’ve been.” See there is no tactful way. But the thing is, it is your family member so you should be able to take them aside and say they smell if it’s that bad. It could possibly be a disorder of the sebaceous glands. Sorry could not be more help.

Q: I have a friend who monopolizes the conversation even though she is not part of  it. I need her to stop and advice.

A: Yes, every time she insinuates her voice in something that has nothing to do with her. All of you stop speaking. Then you say, “Sam it time for you to stop putting your comments in when no one ask you, it’s a bad habit you have. I am not trying to be mean but you do it often and it is really becoming annoying for all of us.” She/he may be made for a bit but eventually they will get over it and break that habit.

Q: Hi fia, I went to the doctor to get a skin tag removed. I get many of them and I get them removed with no problems. My doctor has in formed me that I could have skin cancer because of this spot she noticed out of the blue. She wants to biopsy it. My question is should I get a second opinion? I don’t want to have a biopsy to find out it’s just how my skin is. What do you think?

A: Hello, here is the answer. You can get a second opinion. But if both agree have the biopsy. I am not a doctor but I know it is not something to play with. If it’s nothing count your blessings and if it’s something get treatment to stop it. I hope it is good news.

Here’s the Burn. What am I Up to?

 

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Hello my fire starters. So I have been a little lax on Talia and Julius due to the fact I have been getting my book ready for you to enjoy.

This book will have four erotic tales that is sure to live up to the Fia Naturie’s standards of  hotness.

Of course you will all get a chance to purchase it once it becomes available. With that being announced. I will show what the hundredth follower will be receiving soon. So keep those eye’s open for what is to come.

Until next burn. Fia xoxox

Wicked Wednesday

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Hello my fabulous fire starter. I have picked out a few questions that deal with sensitivity. Doesn’t sound like it could be a burner but the match has been lit ladies and gents.

Q: Fia, so I have been trying to figure out a way, to nicely tell my girl that nothing she does increases the sensitivity to my nipples. I know some men get turned on to get them sucked on. But I am not one of them. How would you tell her?

A: Well she seemed to take this on as a mission hugh? Tell her like this, ” Babe you know when I suck on you and nibble and you let out the little noise you do. I do not get that same feeling and even though you have been really trying to get me turned on by it, it’s not working. So why don’t we not do that any more?” You are not the only man that has no sensitivity around the nipple.

Q: I have been noticing that there has been an increase of people on you tube (male) on how to get and keep your man. I can see that some advice is cool but not sure I am a believer. Would you take there advice?

A: I have an open mind and I would listen. You are the one who has to choose whether or not to take the advice. Just like my blog. Freedom to choose is your prerogative.

Q: My girl wants to try more experimenting in the bedroom. I just feel that the things she wants is not sexually appealing to me. I can not see her tired up. It conjures the image of rape. Sick right. Should I tell her flat out no and loose her because I know she wants more.

A: Listen being daring in the bedroom is perfectly normal. If tying your woman up reminds you of rape, I would suggest you go speak to some one. Maybe you were traumatized and you didn’t realize how much it affected you. You could have watched something in a movie perhaps when you were too young to realize that it was not real or you over heard something and it has scared you a bit. Nothing is wrong with seeking one on one help. (Sex therapist preferably)

Q: Ever since my divorce, I have had, quite a few sexual partners that I am not committed to. And I had no sexual problems. Now, I am seeing this woman, who I feeling more of a possibility of commitment for, and I can not seem to get aroused. What is going on? Is it Viagra time. I am only thirty four.

A: So the stallion is ready to go into the corral hugh. So here is the deal. The fact that you are thinking she is the one, the more your body is giving you negative feed back. No commitment positive, commitment negative. What ever happened between you and your ex has done a number on your psyche and all the sexual partners you had did not heal you. Viagra is a quick fix for now, but it is not the gold at the end of your rainbow.

Usually fear is the root to this evil. You just have to find out what exactly you are afraid of. Again I suggest therapy. (Sex Therapist)

So fire starters have I kept this fire burning? If you have a question please feel free to email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com. Until we burn again. Keep the fires lit.

W.T. FIRE IS THIS? A Gift?

imagesAKYZOPPAHello my fire starters. So I have some wonderful new for my 100th follower who ever that may be. There is a gift coming your way.

What can it be, your thinking and I say wouldn’t you like to know. Haha. Just think about who I am. What can I possibly give my 100th follower that has a bit of sensual fire to it? Hugh.

On that note I am at my 81st follower as of today and I want to thank each and every one of you.

You may feel that it’s not fair. But not to worry I will have other surprises in the works my lovelies. So Until Wednesday. Keep the fire burning.

Fia

Wicked Wednesday

 

untitledWelcome fire starters new and old. You know how I like to do things. The match as been struck. It starts out with a small spark then rages into an inferno.

Q: Fia the summer is almost over and I felt like I spent the whole time at work instead of enjoying the sun. Help me.

A: Do you go out at lunch? I know exactly what you are talking about. The sun has rejuvenating qualities and if you’re at work and you just look out side from your desk. Your not receiving that feel good rays from the sun. The imitation lighting just doesn’t cut. Take an hour for lunch and walk around and deeply breath. When you get off of work maybe two out of three days just drop everything off and go back out. See a movie, go the a park, or a pool. Just stay out as long as you can. It helps.

Q: My cousin just told me he had sex with two people at the same time. I don’t want to be a prude but why risk contracting something?

A: Well go ahead cuz. You can not judge what your cousin does in his private life. Not all people are as daring or adventurous as other’s (even though now a days that is mild). But you should not judge. It is not you in that situation. Your wrote me hoping that I will be on your side. But I am not. I feel that everyone should do what they feel is right to them. As for contracting something did he say he had unprotected sex? Again that is his roll of the dice. Don’t judge unless you are willing to be judged your self. Every one has something hidden under the sheets. (Wink)

Q: So went to my friend’s doctor and I have to say I will never return. Tell me if I am wrong. First the receptionist was had an attitude, for what reason I don’t know and I don’t care. Then I was called in twenty minutes after my appointment. That is not the half of it. When the doctor came in he started talking to me about my problem that I did not have. He was reading from someone else’s chart. Am I wrong to say I won’t be back.

A: No you are not. Their were too many signs showing you that what is good for your friend is not good for you. For a doctor to into the exam without confirming who you are if a real big red flag. It’s waving “run, run as fast as you can.” There is nothing wrong with getting recommendations from your friends but do your own research and investigating from now on.

Q Fia is porn really as bad as everyone said’s it is?

A: No. Everything is not for every body. You should watch adults instead of the kind that makes you question the age of some of these people participating in it. Watching it is a form of escapism. Instead of reading an x-rated books, your actually seeing it on the screen. Now obsessive watching of it is another matter. That’s when you need to seek counseling to find out why your addicted to it. But if it’s for viewing occasionally then I say go for it.

If you enjoy my advice and wicked wednesday. Please follow and star. Also any question that you have that you want answered. email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com.

Until next burn. Bye ,bye

 

 

Wicked Wednesday

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Hello my fire starters and I am glad to give you the hot’s. So with no more waiting, let dip those toes in the lava shall we.

Q: Hey fia,  I have a quickie for ya. That is my problem. See, I do not mind having quickies because life is so busy. But when it’s time to slow it down. It turns out to be a quickie. Help. He needs to put time in. Not seconds.

A: Hey, how much time do we have? Lol no really. If he is in the habit of doing it quickly then you need to actually tell him to slow it down. For example,  do maybe 15 pumps and pause. Then start again so that the time is stretched out and you reach the glorious orgasm that you are craving for. (on side note have him check his prostate. It maybe the culprit of quick trigger.)

Q: Fia my daughter is on the verge of making the biggest mistake ever. She is leaving my house to live one someone else’s couch. You see we had an argument and she said that she could live better over her boyfriend’s house than  mine. Any words to help get through to her?

A: Nope. Let’s be honest. She’s young and she wants to spend twenty-four seven with her man. We have all been there. Some girls are more extreme than other’s, but we all want that connection. The best thing is to wait. Why do I say that? They are young and hormonal. He will find someone else and she will leave him, unless she is blind to what he is doing then, you could speak to boy’s mother to speak to her. Believe me sometimes a strangers wisdom is better than mom’s.

Q: Fia My son is a “ho”. He would be considered to be a male thot. He has a girlfriend. Then he has girls coming in and out of his room. I know he’s eighteen but please. Why have a girlfriend if you’re not going to be faithful?  I don’t say anything because he’s mine but it’s rubbing me wrong.

A: Ok mom. he’s eighteen and in the beginnings of the peak performance age of his life. It is not right that he is prancing girls all through your house, but he may not be having sex with them. But you know your son. Tell him he is disrespecting you and your house.  You can not stop him from doing what he’s doing, but he is not allowed to do it in your home while you are there.  At eighteen if he has a job and giving you cash for rent. He will throw that in your face. You can counter act with,” In the agreement for room and board there was rules that he is failing to abide by.

Then you break down the rules, making number one that there will be no fornication under your roof while you are on the premises and if found in violation of sed rule a fine of eighty dollars will be tack on to the  rent. You see your not saying he can’t but you’re giving him a respectable time to be that thot then rein it back in. He is going to have sex. It’s either in your house, her mother’s house, outside, grandma’s basement, etc… Remember you were young too and horniness does not discriminate.

If you have any question you would liked answered please email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com. Until next time. Strike the match.

I’m back, Fire My Starter’s

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Hello my fabulous fire starters. I am back and I am sorry had to take a little break. I gather the fire had not gone out on ay of you? It should be a fire storm of gargantuan proportions. lol

I left you without a wicked Wednesday so we must rectify that. Also Talia seems to be struggling over what Julius feels is acceptable.

Now my Fantasy Friday people have not for gotten. There may be a bug implanted in Red T. The word is Maybe.

I miss you all and I will get you something to burn on.