Wicked Wednesday

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It’s Wicked Wednesday people. The questions are lit,(literally) Lets begin shall we

Q: Fia my husband has made the announcement that he is going to cook thanks giving turkey this year. Fia I love this man but he can not cook. The food ends up bland and burnt. We are having people from his job over and I don’t want him to be the butt of their jokes. How can I convince him that it would be a bad idea?

A: Honestly at this moment time is of the essence. Tell him you want him to do a trial run with Cornish hens. When he sees that the birds did not come out right it may change his mind. If that does not work put your foot down and say You always take if the turkey and this year is no different. Or pull out the tears. Guilt him to change his mind.

Q: I am going to my cousin’s house for thanks giving. That’s not the issue. The issue is my cousin has this cat and her house smells of cat and I can not breath in her house. I told her that I may not come and she laid a guilt trip on me so thick, I got a headache. Help me get out of this.

A: Desprite times calls for desprite measures. Bring in the big guns. Call your mother and tell her you are not feeling well and you need to get rest. If she said that you can get rest there. You counter by saying that your doctor said you need to stay home because it sounds as if you were at the beginning stages of a respiratory virus. Since your cousin has the cat it would aggravate the situation. Hope that helps.

Q: I was invited to the screening of my best friends off-Broadway play. Here is the problem. I don’t want to go. If it’s bad I’ll tell her it’s bad. If it’s good I’ll tell her it’s good. If I feel it should never have gone to theater I would tell her. I don’t want to lose a friend. What do you think?

A: I think you should go. If your that close she may want that honesty from you. If she doesn’t speak to you again, she was never really a friend right? So my opinion go. You never know it might be the best thing you’ve ever seen.

If you have any question please feel free to ask me at fianaturie1@gmail.com. All are welcomed.

Talia’s truth revealed(Need a Friend)

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Talia drove into the night to get to Maggie. She was staying with her folks in new haven Connecticut. Maggie parents lived in a two-story old English style home, with the picket fences and everything.

It was around one in the morning when she reached the house. She called and left a message on Maggie’s phone that she was on her way. she noticed that only one light was on. Maggie opened the door and waved for her to come inside.

The inside of the house looked as if someone had a fascination with apples and country life.

Maggie grabbed Talia into a tight embrace because she seen on her face dried tracks left by the tears she shed while she drove there.

“Come inside. I have hot chocolate on the stove.”

That immediately put a smile on Talia’s face. she did not think Maggie would welcome her, since the last time they met was not on happy terms.

Maggie returned with the steaming mugs and handed on to Talia. They were sitting in the living room in front of the fire-place.

“Now spill everything. I know you’ve been hiding a lot since you and Julius had hooked up.”

Talia took a sip and decided it was time to come clean about their relationship. So she sat there and told her everything. A couple of times she felt her cheeks turn red but she had momentum on her side and she need to tell some one. After everything was said she waited to see if every thing had sunk in.

“So you’re telling me you and Julius are in the scene. You let him abuse you?”

“Okay you are so way off. No he does not abuse me. I guess you can say we are a bit tamer than the other’s in the scene but it works for us and it’s a real turn on.”

“Okay as long as it’s consensual.” She said looking for confirmation on her face.

“One hundred present consensual.”

“So let’s deal with the issue of the old flame trying to start a fire.”

Talia laughed at her metaphor. “Yes”

“That’s easy. You said that your relationship is not like everyone else’s. So prove to the she-wolf that you act like the lamb for Julius but you are not for anyone else.”

Talia was giggling from the comment. Ignore up with all these funny analogies.”

“I guess being sober and single brings the funny out of me.”

“I’m so sorry. How are you doing?”

“Much better that I have you back. It felt like every one abandoned me at once.”

“I’m so sorry. You are my girl you know that.”

“Yeah. So what do you call him? Master?” She said as she winked.

“No. Sir.”

“Really?”

“Yes don’t make me feel weird. I like it.”

“So I don’t see like a collar or handcuffs.”

Talia pointed at the pin she was wearing.  “It proves I belong to him.”

“Wow, belong. That is a bit much but it makes you happy.”

“It does.”

“Ok let’s come up with the plan, because you are going back to show every one that he is yours.”

I bet you can not wait to see what these two ladies have in store. I hope you are enjoying the story. All comments are welcomed and of course like. Telling someone about me is the best form of flattery. For all my followers. Thank you and soon to be followers welcome. Only 2 more to go.

Advice for Newbie Writer’s by Fia

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When it’s raining coal, light the bitch up!

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So many of you think I am crazy as hell, or at least funny. But that advice hold true. Any artistic move you make in life, you’re going to go through a struggle. There are times you are going to doubt your self and just walk away.

There is nothing wrong with walking away just as long as it is not permanent. If writing brings you joy. Then continue it even if it’s just for your self. Do not let anyone take what was given to you naturally and trample it.

Write, Write, Write and when you feel you have done the best you can do. Write something else. I hope this at least put some liter fluid on those coals.

Until next time keep the fire burning. I will have other announcements coming soon. Fia!