O.N.S. Club The Spice Room Adult only!

Did you like the first room? Well there are other’s. Like our new member Jennine discovered. I invite you, with her permission to tag along.

As you remember, the rule is that you have to fill out the sites questionnaire to be invited. Jennine did not and she had was awaken to an experience only fantasized about . Let’s begin shall we.

“I just hate waiting for Debra. It’s freezing cold outside and she called me to go to the mall with her.’ she thought as she kept the motor running.

Jennine was content to curl up on her sofa and binge watch american horror story. Instead she picked up the phone to the overly excited Debra.

“Come with me to the mall.” she said.

I said, “No.” And yet here I am in my car in freezing weather to go to the mall.

Debra finally walked out her house with a glow about her. Normally Jennine could care less what was going on with Debra. The woman had drama written on her birth certificate, but today she said she had something to tell me.

She entered the car and looked straight at her.

“What?”

“I signed up on this site called the ONS club and I can bring you with me.”

“No. I knew you were up to something.”

“Okay wait just one minute. You are the loneliest person I know. You have not gone out on a date in over a year. You don’t even have a pet to talk to. Your only twenty four years old and you have the sex life of my widowed grandmother. Which that is changed since she been invited to go on cruises.”

“Och.”

“You’re coming and we are going to live life.”

“Deb’s it’s just a club. What do you expect to happen?”

“At the very least to get laid.”

Jennine looked at her as if she went deaf so a second.

“Excuse me?”

“Yes get laid. Now let’s go to the mall so we can get a new outfit.”

“I’m on a budget.”

“Bullshit. I thought you might pull that. So, it is my treat for taking me there.”

Debra was not messing around. She wanted to go to the club and she would not allow Jennine to back out.

It was nine fifteen at night when Debra decided it was the perfect time to go to the club. Jennine did not bother to put up a fight. She wore her down with her clever counter arguments.

 They found the entrance to the club after walking by it several times.

That set off a red flag for Jennine. Her heart beat was rapidly increasing by the second. Debra punched in a code in the box by the door. It allowed them access.

“Fancy security system, right?”

Debra looked a Jennine as if to say ‘no turning back now.’

The door automatically opened. They walked into the building that was dimly lit.

As they walked all the heard was the sound of their own feet. Following the direction they sent Debra. They turned right and walked down two flights of stairs and knocked.

The door was opened by a beautiful woman, wear a female version of a tuxedo that plunged down to her navel, revealing flawless skin.

“Card?”

Debra handed it to her.

“You’re a silver card holder. So you were allowed a guest. Please come in and enjoy. The coat check is at the back of the room.”

She said with a smile.

Jennine followed Debra in and was stunned to see the elegant atmosphere. They checked their coats and went to the bar.

You see nothing to worry about. Now let’s go get some drinks.

Jennine agreed. She needed something to quiet her nerves.

“Deb what are we doing?”

“Don’t worry. I set everything up.”

“Hugh?”

Debra looked at her cell phone to see the time. “Okay I did not want to scare you. So I just took the liberty.”

“What did you do?”

“Excuse me Ladies.” A deep sexy voice interrupted. “What will you have he asked as he looked them both over.

“We’ll have a vodka shot.” Debra said. The male bartender smiled at her and allowed himself a lingering glance at Debra’s body.

When the bar tender returned he handed them both their drinks and a card each.

“What’s going on?”

“Jennine calm down. After you drink your drink. Go to the room on the card. I will find my own way home. Just relax and go with the flow.”

“I don’t go with the flow.”

Debra looked at her friend with concern. “I know but tonight you will. She swallowed the Vodka shot and left Jennine alone.

She sat at the bar for an hour before she convinced herself that she wanted to see what she was missing. The room was 8. She got another shot of vodka and went.

Jennine knocked on the door for it to be opened by a man who was gorgeous and had a thick physique.  Wearing his hair back in a bun revealing a nicely groomed beard and mustache.

“Welcome to the spice room.”

‘Oh boy the room had a name.’ she thought. Walking into the room a scent of sweet cinnamon, rose and something peppery engulf her. Very soft yet spicy.

The light was dimmed but the hue of the room reminded her of chili pepper red.

“Normally you would have filled out a preference list before coming here. But I see you came as a guest.”

Jennine nodded and continued to look around the room.

“Are you nervous?”

“Yes. I think my friend thought I may like this.”

“So you don’t?”

“I just don’t know.”

“How about this. Close your eyes. I will do one thing and you will know if you may like to continue this.”

She looked at him questioningly, but she did what he asked.

He walked behind her and she felt his warm lips and his beard at her pulse on her neck and he gently kissed it.  Then she felt when his lips touched the nape of her neck causing her to shudder a bit.

“Do you know yet?” He whispered in her ear.

She knew and so did he by her response.

She opened her eyes to see him move to the other side of the room. He turned facing her as if he was formulating a plan. She began to fidget under his gaze.

“I want you to feel comfortable and if you would allow me to control this time we have together, I’m sure we can enjoy this experience.”

He leaned against the dresser waiting for her decision. She was never the one to do things without getting all the info first, but she wanted to try something against her nature.

“Alright, yes.”

He turned around and opened the top drawer pulling out what look like a ribbon. He walked behind her with it and said, “I am going to blind fold you with this ribbon and I will do nothing without you knowing.

“Wait, what’s your name?”

“Is it important to you?”

“Yes”

“Call me Ryder and yours?”

“Jen.”

She allowed him to put the blind fold on. She felt a little uneasy.

“From here on just listen and do what I say.”

He must have moved back to the dresser.

“Slowly take your clothes off.”

She wore a soft silk shirt and skirt set, with calf high boots.

“Leave the boots on.”

She unbutton her shirt. She was feeling unsure of herself since she could not see his reaction.

She let it drop and then took off her skirt.

“You look beautiful from where I’m standing. Your breasts look so full and the bra that holding them in is making me jealous. Take it off.”

She did as he said.

“Mmm, nice coned nipples that seem to b perking right before my eyes. Do you want me to suck them, Jen?”

“Yes.” She whispered.

“Tell me how.”

“I went you to take you tongue and circle around my nipple then suck on it.”

“Sounds like it would feel good. Let’s see.”

She felt his hot breath on her left nipple. Then his wet tongue circling it. When he took her in his mouth his mustache and beard sent an extra sensation shooting towards her sex. Sucked on it hard causing her to arch into him. He did the same to the other. He pulled away.

She felt his hands slid down her stomach.

“I find this very arousing. Not flat but not too big either.”

Ryder said as he caressed her trembling stomach and He took her boots off.

He pulled down her matching panties and all she felt was his breath. “I’m going to lean you against the wall. Spread your legs for me.”

She did what he asked once she leaned back.

“You’re so wet that it’s sliding down your thighs. Should I taste you?”

‘Is this really happening?’ she thought.

“Yes” she answered as her breathing was a bit fast.

He moved forward and clamped his mouth down eagerly over her sex. She felt when his tongue went inside but what was taking her over was the feeling of his sucking and that wonderfully sinful facial hair.

On and on his tongue licking, mouth sucking working her throbbing flesh. Her legs were beginning to quiver almost giving out. She screamed out her release being so intense.

That was going to be it for her. No one ever gotten her to climax again after the initial.

Stopping he took her hand, “I’m taking you to the bed now.”

“Ryder I don’t usually cum again after.”

“She could her the soft chuckle.”

“Trust me.”

He guided her on the bed. It was moving. She’s on a waterbed. Laying her back she heard him go back to the dresser. He walked back to her.

“Now let me touch you but fight the urge to touch me back.”

He rubbed his hands together and then started to touch her. First he started at her shoulders down to her breast needing them, then pinching the nipples and then slowly to her stomach.

Jen started to feel warm and tingly.

“Why am I feeling warm?’

“It’s the oil.”

As he was massaging her stomach he went lower to her already spent and tender clit.

He was meticulous with spreading the warm oil on her vaginal lips. She could not help thrusting slightly upward as if begging him to stay where he was.

He spread her legs wider and she heard a hum.

“You’re going to feel a sucking as I enter you. Try your best not to touch me or yourself for as long as you can.”

Jen nodded.

She felt when he placed the instrument on her clit. The machine was sucking with force that she thrusted up and that was when he entered her with his thick shaft. The movement of the bed added an extra sensation as he thrust inside. Stretching her walls as the machine sucked tirelessly. She came so hard and fast. He took the machine away and continued to thrust in and out of her.

She heard the slapping of their bodies as well as felt it. He angle his body to the right hitting a spot, then left hitting another spot. H kept alternating.

“Jen you want to cum again? Then me now.”

He demanded

“Yes.”

Continuously thrusting he picked the machine up again and the powerful sucking and strong thrust she came quickly. He pulled it away but continued thrusting in and out of her.

“I’m about to let go. Cum with me Jen.”

‘Is he serious?’ she thought.

He changed the mode and it vibrated. He placed it on her tortured clit and her forth and final release almost did her in. she felt as if she soak his whole lower half completely as he did his final thrust.

He leaned over her as the bed moved. He slid out of her. He took off the blindfold. His hair came out of the bun and laid on his shining shoulders.

“How are you feeling?

“Wow.”

He smiled at her and climbed off the bed. They spent another twenty minutes talking and then she left.

The next day Debra wanted to hear the news but Jennine decided that was an experience she will keep to herself.

Would you like to try the spice room? Maybe it will be you who will get invited next.

A Secret Kiss pt 3

Barry took forever to get himself together. Jose was not an insensitive person, but she really was upset with how Mitchel had brushed her idea aside to call the police. Barry second his opinion, once he was fully recovered. He told her, since the client is a high profile client she would not appreciate being plastered across the news so they can make money off her. Jose returned to her desk and began to sort out her work from a previous client. Keeping busy kept her nerves at bay

“Why don’t you go home and I will contact you later to let you know about the rest of the week?” Barry told her as he kept walking in and out of his office with papers that he kept shredding.

“It just occurred to me that I could be temporarily unemployed because of this incident. Am I still going to get paid?”

“Do not worry so much, you will get paid for the days you have off. I still have work for you to do. That can be done at home.”

‘I thought I would get a break. No such luck huh?’ She thought.

“Is there something you need for me to do today?”

“All I need for you to do now is go home. I will call you with what I would need for you to do later.”

Jose nodded and went to retrieve her clutch bag from inside her desk. She looked at Barry again and was not sure she should leave him since he only just recover from being knock out. He refused to go to the hospital to, be looked at and she refused to think any longer on it since he and Sir Mitchel have every thing under control.

“Before you leave I do have a package that will arrive at your address later today. I did not want it delivered here just in case who ever broke in will return. ” Barry said as he looked for something he seemed to missed placed on his desk. Now he was looking under it.

“What is it your looking for? I may know where it is.”

“It is a paper with a purple hawk on top of it. I thought I placed it on my desked earlier.”

“The one with the odd address and phone number on it? I put it in your bottom file cabinet marked “Odd”. With the other odd papers you had that I could not make sense of.”

Barry looked at her as if she had sprouted a second head.

“Is there something wrong? I usually clean and organize your papers before the start of the day.”

“Nothing is wrong, do not worry. I will call you tonight.”

Jose nodded and proceeded to leave. Once the door closed behind her Barry went to the cabinet and found the paper. He immediately dialed the number on it.

“This is the hawk calling in to Mother. Their is unsuspecting pry that must be eliminated.”

As Barry waited for instructions, he felt remorse on what will happen to Jose.

“Did I hear you correctly?” He could not believe his ears. “I understand.” He hung up the phone and gave a side smile. “You live another day Jose, for how long depends on you.” Barry said as he walked over to the shredder and took care of the paper that she considered “Odd”.

********************************************************************

The one place that Jose always looked forward to go to is home. No one but herself to satisfy. She can wear her ripped up t- shirt that was ready for the trash over a year ago and her blue jean shorts that should join the shirt since the button popped off it months back.

She went to her frig and pulled out some cold mac and cheese that she made yesterday and a bowl of salad. As she popped the mac and cheese in the over to heat up she heard a rummaging in her bathroom. She chalked it up to be a pigeon who clearly figured out how to com in the small awkward window.

She grabbed her broom and walked to her bathroom to discover Sir Mitchel in her medicine cabinet looking for something.

“How long were you in here?” she said threw clenched teeth. She was too angry to ask how did he get in.

“Oh about five minutes. Do you have extra strength headache pill? Getting hit over the head leaves you with a nasty headache.”

If you like the story so far let me know by following and shooting me a comment every now and then.

A Secret Kiss(A dark Romance)

The parting of moistened lips from being thoroughly kissed is so visually stimulating, that secreted parts that are covered from view are making them selves known with a moistened sheen on satin fabric.

Bzzzz **** Bzzzz

The alarm goes off and Jose wakens from the same dream she’s been having for the last eight nights straight. Getting up too quickly is a curse that she is doomed to repeat many, many times in her life and today is no different.

Dragging herself out of bed and going straight to the bathroom, she see herself in the bathroom mirror. What she see’s if the reflection of her twin sister Lisa, who passed away ten years ago. The were identical in every way except they were mirror images of each other. Jose had a mole on her left wrist. So Lisa had it on her right. They had the one blue eye and one brown eye gene  and it was on the opposite sides as well. Jose blue eye was on the right and Lisa’s was on the left.

When they turned eighteen years old they decided to split up for a year and see how it felt to be apart. At first it was hard for them being so attached to each to separate from each other but it became easier for Lisa when she met Ethan. At eighteen there parents had split and lived in two different cities so that helped with their decision.

Jose pulled her self from her memories and managed to go about her routine.

She lived in a studio apartment on the west bank of Laurent Street in Manchester Pennsylvania.

The tree have started to turn over from green the orange and reds and littering the sidewalk.

Jose made it on time  to the her job as a tax assistant to Barry Walter’s.

The man had so many clients during tax season he almost had a nervous breakdown when the tax laws had change in the middle of last year. But as a professional he pulled it together fixed everyone taxes and left to Cancun for a month to unwind.

During that time Jose ran the office. Now he’s back and He was expecting his first client at precisely 10 am. It was 9:30 and Jose set the atmosphere.

See, she was not just any client. She was the owner of a chain of jewelry stores that are only known to the very wealthy. He landed the gig because he was an unknown tax preparer.

As she was plugging in the air effects, Jose heard the door open. She stood up and turned into the lips she seen in her dreams that very morning.

“Can I help you?”

He looked at her as if she was insignificant. “I was told to meet Alexandrea Monchunt here. Has she arrived?”

“Who are you, please?”

“Really? You don’t know who I am?”

‘Okay, the guy who’s mouth is delish, is a straight up ass.’ Jose thought

“Again, who are you?”

The door opened behind her and her boss walked out and went straight to the ass.

“Hello Mitchel, Have you met my assistant Josephine Spark?”

‘He gave me another once over before rolling his eyes. Can you believe he rolled his eye’s?’ She thought.

“Briefly. I was supposed to meet Alex here but it seems like she had not arrived yet. I will return in twenty minutes. In that time, can you school your assistant Barry, on who I am.”

“I know what you are.” Jose whispered as he walked out of the office.

“What happened out here?”

“All I asked was who was he? He was asking for a very high paying client and I know you did not want anyone to know she was coming.”

He sighed and explained that, that ass was Sir Mitchel Long. A knighted guard in her majesty service. He was assigned to escort Alexandrea Monchunt to London after taking care of certain affairs today.

“Well he behaved rude and I do not care if he is a knight. I will be professional and do my job.”

Her boss smiled at her.”Jose your always professional. Just relax and you look nice.”

He never payed many compliments but when he did it was heart felt.

“Thank you.”

“Now continue your work and relax around him, even if he is rude. I apologize in advance.”

For a boss he was a bit soft but he knew his numbers and that’s why he brings in private clients.

Mitchel

‘How could she not know who I am? I hate the states.’

He walked over to a small shop and ordered a coffee with specific instructions. He knew that, that woman at Barry’s office would not have what he like to make a proper coffee.

The woman behind the register was looking at him with the usual admiring look he was accustomed to. That infuriating woman did not look at him at all like that. Why was that bothering him? No it was the fact that Alex was purposely not at the place.

‘Mitchel she did not have to be there until 10.’ He told himself.

He wanted to return home. He had had enough and he had his fill with the excitement of being Alex’s body guard. He was thirty and needed something more in his life. Which he figured was impossible now since he had no time to look. That was the only reason he took the assignment in the hope to find his match.

No such luck. He looked at his watch and seen that it was 10: 05. “She better be there” He said finishing off one of the only vices that made being here in the states bearable.

Can I be a stripper Carlie Story Part 2

So my mom is the hospital and I have rent to pay. My minimum wage jobs is not going to be able to get me out of this hole. So I made up my mind that I would strip a couple of times just to see if that will ease the stress off me

I called the number and the same guy answered the phone. That voice is amazing. He told me to come in at seven to fill out the paper work and ready to dance.

The first thing that came to mind is “What the hell am I doing?” I have no idea what to do. What to wear and how long am I supposed to be there. I must have talked myself out of it five to six times. Even on the way there.

I did not tell Michelle or Joseph. I figure that there is no need to bring them into to this weird period in my life. I got there at six to watch the girls and see what they were wearing. I bought a matching bra and thong set which is modest compared to what I seen.

“Your early.” That voice. I looked up and I swear I was going to be sitting in a puddle. The man was hot. He gave me the forms to fill out and said to relax. He knew it was my first time so he wanted me to do one whole song and that was it for the night.

I agreed and ordered myself a drink. Not to get drunk just to put a little fire in my belly. I went to the dressing room and the girls there looked at me with daggers in there eyes. I changed into the out fit and the house mom walked over to me to give me the rules.

I felt like I was in catholic school. All the rules went in one ear and out the other. My focus was the stage.

I went on stage to a nice up beat song. Something I definatly could move to. Half way through the song I began to take off some cloths and Money started coming my way. I don’t know if it was the money, the music, or that little bit of liquid courage, but I danced two more songs that night.

I made six hundred that night and I was hooked. I watched the girls and I picked up a few tips and tricks. The manager, Mathew was impressed at how I just blossomed so easily on stage. He called me to his office and this is where I did not know who I was becoming.

Mathew sat there looking at me and when he seen I was getting uncomfortable with him staring at me. He finally spoke. “Carlie have you ever done a lap dance?”

My heart stopped. I never even danced until that night. Now he is asking about a lap dance.

“I’ll take your silence as no. Here, take this.” Mathew said as he handed me the number.

“That is Lettie’s number. Call her and she will teach you what to do. One rule, no prostituting on the premises.”

Once those words escaped his lips. I kid you not, I passed out. I did not realized I was holding my breath so long. When I came too I was in his arms and he smiled at me.

“It’s a shame I do not date strippers. Are you alright?” He asked.

My brain began to work again and I got up and left as quick as I could. So telling you all this is leading up to the grand finally. So if you have to use the bathroom go and then come back.

I hope this is interesting you. Please give it a like and follow. Also comment, I would love to hear from you.

Wicked Wednesday

I do not own picture

Hello my fire starters. It’s Wicked Wednesday time and the fire has been raging. What happened my lovelies the heat has gotten you hot and bothered?

Q) Fia my friend has been arguing with me to go to the doctor. He said that he has burning at the tip of his penis. What do you think?

A) Really? Go to the doctor. It could be as simple as irritation from the fabric detergent/softener on his clothes to an yeast infection, to an STD. But the only way to find that out is to go to the doctor. (Hopefully this friend is not trying to get that penis near you until it is taken care of.)

Q) Hey, we went to the beach in Ocho Rios. It was beautiful and warm. My question is even though the water looks clean. Is it really? I mean the ocean is the ocean right? Couldn’t the bacteria from one place go to the next?

A)I am not ecologist. I have to say that first off. I think the bacteria that is found in one part of the ocean does not necessarily be able to survive in the other part. Due to the temperature it needs to grow and the right conditions to help sustain it. This question you would have to research it to get a more indebt answer.

Q) I feel that there is something wrong with me. First off  I love sex. I am putting it out there. I noticed that I seemed to be wanting to have it more often than normal. If I could have it six to seven times a day. I would still want it. What is the deal with that?

A) First off there is nothing wrong with loving sex. The problem is wanting it continually. That’s why they have sex anonymous help groups. You could also go to your physician and have a blood test to see your hormonal and thyroid level. It could be playing havoc on your libido.

So today’s topic was an array of questions that caught Fia’s attention. If you have any questions you need an answer to. Please email me at fianaturie1@gmail.com and I will give you what you need. An answer.

Can I be a stripper? Carlie Story. Part 1

This is for my non fantasy readers. I hope you enjoy Carlie stripper life. This should be without saying Adult content. 18 and over please.

If I would have known what I know now then, well maybe my life would have turned out differently. Yes we all say that and when I was younger I told myself that I would never ever say that.

I guess it’s time to tell the story and stop stalling. I’ll start out by saying My name is Carlie Winslow but my stripper name is Magic. Far from Carlie right.  Before for all come at me I will say it was my choice to be a stripper and no one else.

I am what you consider a tomboy so why would anyone ever think I could be a stripper. Honestly I never gave that a chance in hell as a career option. I am about five feet, six inches tall. Unruly auburn hair and dark brown eyes boarder lining on red.

As for my body? I’ll give your the specs. Bust 34, Waist 30 and ass 37. Skin tone is the color of coffee caramel. I have nice shaped lips, I was told and what comes out of those lips sometimes would get me in a world of trouble.

It was in august when my friend Joseph and Michelle asked me to go out with them to a new club that opened up on I-19. At that time I would rather watch the sports channel then to go to the club.

Michelle was getting ready , putting on lip gloss then spraying some body spay that tends to choke me every time she used it. Joseph was just waiting on her, sitting on the couch.

Let me tell you about joseph he is what you would call Your eyes are playing tricks on you. He is your down home country boy. Hetero from the get go. Body thick from working on his uncles farm. Hair naturally body waved and the perfect suckable lips a man could have.

Then one day out of the blue he said “Carlie, Michelle I’m a porn star.”

I definatly did not believe him and Michelle was on hormone overdrive.

Joseph had sex with both male and female. He said honestly he likes both sexes equally. Till this day he has not shown me a film of his, but Michelle searched it out. She said that if she would have known what he had she would have givin him some in high school. Michelle is a horn dog.

Now back to me. They were getting ready to go out and Joseph looked at me and said,” If you do get up and change into something so you can come to the club. I’m going to put one of my films in.”

That had me jump up and grab a short shirt and sheer blouse set I was given as a gift. I pulled my hair into a manageable pony tail and put on sheer lip gloss.

Michelle wanted to add more. But I talked her out of it. We head out to the club and I realized it was a stripper bar. I wanted to run. They refused to let me go. My heart was pounding because I did not feel right being there. The music was great and once we sat down. I did not feel so nervous.

As the night went on I had a couple of drinks. Michelle said I had at least four drinks and five shots. The rest of the night was a  blurr but Michelle and Joseph filled me in.

I was dancing on the stage with the girls and the owner asked me to go the back room to audition. Joseph said he was laughing so hard that he almost pissed himself and Michelle was laughing just as hard. They said I was so upset that they were laughing that I went to the back room and danced for the man.

I must have impressed him because he afford me a job if I wanted one. At that point Joseph and Michelle dragged me out the club and took me home.

Now I’M going to skip a few days because nothing interesting happened after that. It was a Thursday night when I received a phone call from August. I do not know an august. so I answered it to say It’s the wrong number. When a voice so deep and sexy asked for me by name. I almost came on myself.

“Hello Carlie I was wondering if you were interested in dancing at the club.”

I was so embarrassed because I was just going by what my friends told me what happened. They did not tell me that I went in the back with him and took my cloths off. I almost died. I must have said something funny because he chuckled.

“Listen you dance decently and your body is toned and would drive any mans dick to salute. If you decide to dance come in fill out the paper work and we can get you going as soon as that night.”

He didn’t wait for a good bye he just hung up. I sat there with no words coming out thinking,  ‘I took my cloths off to a complete stranger. A stranger who voice is sexy as hell.’

I called Joseph and confronted him about me being left alone with a stranger to take my cloths off. He told me I was so combative that they just let me do it. The guy was on the up and up. that when he spilled the beans that he was in the room too.

I was going to die. Joseph said that if she did decide to do it that he would definatly be a customer. I stopped speaking to Joseph. Michelle was on my shit list and I decided to forget about the club., Until I was told my mom was in an accident and they had to keep her in the hospital under medically induced coma.

Do you know how much all that costs? So you guessed it. I went to the club and danced.

Hi all this is the intro to the story. It is a three part story and the third part is going to get graphic. Please comment and follow.

Wicked Wednesday Time Is Here.

It is wicked Wednesday. Lets get the fire crackling.

Q: Hi I need a little advice on a social situation issue. I ride the train to and from work every day and there is this woman who sits next to me every day. she wears a perfume that literally chokes me. How would you tell her that she is wearing too much?

A:That is a very tricky issue. Some people so not realize that they are wearing so much scent because their nose is desensitize to it. You could always move to another seat and when she asks why that would be your opening to say. that you suffer from migraines and that particular scent seems to trigger it. She may or may not get offended but at least your out of scent contact.

Q: I heard my sister friend joke about the way I smell. they said I smell like harsh sweat. Which is true because I was out playing ball but I don’t think I smell like that all the time. My question is how would I tell them to go to hell without them taking it out on my sister?

A: First make sure you don’t stink and look good. If they are that close to smell you one of them must like you to be that close. Once she makes her move that is the perfect time to throw in her face what she said. Then end it off by that they did not talk about people because the next person wont be so nice about it.

Q: My anniversary is coming and I have an issue. I just lost my job and I have little to no funds. I need some suggestions.

A: First your wife is not expecting anything like going out unless you married a cold hearted b. Make her a meal take photo of the both of you and put a then and now pic up at the table and the age old flowers works as well. Be her personal sex slave for a day. Like that Brittney Spears song. Hope it helps have a wonderful day.

So fire starters it started off smelly and ended a bit sweet. Have questions you want answered send me an email fianature1@gmail.com. Until next time keep it burning. Fia xoxox

Have you lost you Mind?

Hello and how are you? Well obviously this is a have you lost your mind moment. This morning I have heard on the news of a Dating  Contract.

picture supplied on google search. I do not own it.

Has life really come down to this, that everything needs to be put down on paper and made legally binding? I mean you are even specifying where you can go on a date and how much you can contribute. I am shocked. What happen to surprise me on where we are going? Now it’s how much should I bring and how much tip are you putting in. I just don’t know.

What are your thoughts on this? I really would like to know.

Until next time. Fia xoxox